by BallUpTopOffical December 20, 2025
Get the Ball Up Top mug.After you have done the Canadian Bottle Opener, you stand up putting on all your hockey gear except the pants. Climb on to your Zamboni inspired couch. As loud as possible you yell “Pools Open”. Jumping off the Zamboni inspired couch like a high diver yelling “Cannon Ball”, land, driving your Tim Hortons Tim Bit in their Tim Hortons Chocolate Donut Hole. This will create the biggest splash possible. This act requires extreme precision and should only be attempted by professionals, as an unsteady partner or eye can cause serious harm to one’s body.
So last night after I gave Nancy the most perfect Canadian Bottle Opener, I saw my chance and took it, giving her the biggest splashiest Canadian Cannon Ball ever.
by Artie J Saves December 23, 2025
Get the Canadian Cannon Ball mug.Definition: A messy, high-risk bedroom maneuver involving a partner suspended from a piece of furniture (or a "Techno Swing") who attempts to drop a heavy "payload" (wax, ice, or other fluids) onto a partner lying directly below them—all timed to the heavy bass drop of a 140 BPM industrial techno track.
The Logistics: The "Berlin" refers to the cold, industrial aesthetic and the "anything goes" basement club vibe. The "Ball Drop" refers to the gravitational inevitability of the act. It is considered a failure if the payload misses the target or if the person below flinches before the beat hits.
The Logistics: The "Berlin" refers to the cold, industrial aesthetic and the "anything goes" basement club vibe. The "Ball Drop" refers to the gravitational inevitability of the act. It is considered a failure if the payload misses the target or if the person below flinches before the beat hits.
I had to call out of work on Monday because Klaus convinced me to try a Berlin Ball Drop at 4:00 AM. I’m still scraping candle wax out of the rug, and my downstairs neighbor thinks a pipe burst.
by Frank ish December 31, 2025
Get the Berlin ball drop mug.What New Englanders call tenpin bowling, as opposed to candlepin, which was historically more popular.
by notwaffle January 5, 2026
Get the Big-ball mug.When a man's significant other wants to experiment with new arousing techniques. The Tanzanian Ball Flick consists of the female (Or male) giving the receiver head, once the receiver has came in the other's mouth, they then spit it onto the receivers tip, then flicks the shaft to catapult the Jizz, like a sport.
"My boyfriend asked me to try something new so i gave him the Tanzanian Ball flick! I hit him in his left eye and a little in his mouth and nostrils!"
by Tanzanian Ball Flicker Master January 6, 2026
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by igojim January 7, 2026
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