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Belarusian sex position

It is a sexual position that is made up by someone, who has just learned about how bogus Urban Dictionary is - and wants desperately to impress their friends.
A: Wanna hear about Belarusian breakfast, a sex position? B: No way! That's just one of those ridiculous made-up ones! I know this is Belarusian sex position, don't pull my leg!
by Dimi-drool January 15, 2025
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sex

what urban dictionary definers (edgy 13 year olds) overuse as innappropriate slang
"hey dude i was wondering should we look at the definition of cheese"

"if you will lmao, read it out"

"Cheese is when you proceed to do sex with a-"

"nevermind"
by RF5C January 15, 2025
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Lo Sex

Dícesele a un objeto, tópico o artículo variado cuya relación sea mayoritariamente referente al campo sexual.
"Hablando de lo sex, discutamos sobre los dildos."
by mastropiero2025 January 17, 2025
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sex drug

Had a dream about a sex drug. Woke up with a mess in my bedsheets.
by WILODR January 18, 2025
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Ella’s sex story

An urban legend of what happened one afternoon. It was hot! “I can’t do this” she screamed. “Hold on, daddy, momma’s coming.” (She’s on her way.) The humidity of the summer air made her gentle curls frizz up on the picturesque afternoon under the giant oak tree. The picnic had been planned for weeks but was under attack from pesky fire ants. They were in heaven… but also ella’s clothes (also heaven). She screamed and started stripping immediately. “Zamnnnnnn beefy energy right there. That’s what I like to see!” “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??????” annnnnnd then they started making out. Ella’s naked. Theeeeeee end.
God ella’s sex story makes me giddy.
by Pseud the dude January 22, 2025
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Sex derived

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Sex derived
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Sex derived
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025
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Gay sex

Gay sex is a real thing you sick fucks
Hi, Gay sex means, sexual intercourse between 2 men, by the way.

you may be here to stroke your probably 2 inch penis, and I’m here to tell you to grow the fuck up. I’m here to tell you that gays are real people. I’m here because my gay friend is constantly being victimised, you sick fucks.

Maybe you haven’t heard or you’re just slow, but gays actually do have a life and are not for you to stroke your tiny ass penis and play fucking over watch.

Do better.
by Ahumanforhumanrights January 24, 2025
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