Hippo cock

A hippo with a cock the size of the moon

Wow look at that hippo cock

by Big daddy toe 69 January 5, 2019

Cock of the year

Hardest bloke of that year

Don’t mess with him he’s “cock of the year”.

by onebombtom March 18, 2024

Perma-cocked

When a person is permanently cockblocked

This guy is just getting Perma-cocked by his overprotective friends

by TheEmp3r0r October 7, 2020

Cock and Ball Torture

When you receiving some good head🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤☕️🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤 but she then bites yo balls or yo dih😨😈😨😈😨😈😨😈😨

Head receiver: Oh yea keep sucking.... HARDER💦💦💦💦💦, HARDER!!!!👄💦🍆 NOT THAT HARD😈🦷💦🍆😨 STOPPPP
Head giver: *Bites*🦷💦🩹🍆
Head receiver: STOPPPPPPPPPPP🦷💦🩹🍆
Head giver: *Bites harder* Nah you gonna get this cock and Ball torture because you cheated on me *continues biting*
Head receiver😭: PLEASE STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPP AUHGHHHHHHHEGHHHHHHHHHHHH, IT HURTS SO BAD MOMMY🦷💦🟣

by LeGooner July 21, 2025

Cock-eyed

To get blind drunk, in a manner where you can only see out of one eye, often making drunk texts extremely difficult as one is lacking any perception of their immediate surroundings

Bro I'm trying to text my misso but I'm so cock-eyed all my texst just look like "I libe yib for so much bsbe"

by N0th1ng September 30, 2023

Fat-Cock Genocide

Seriously. Get over it you piece of shit. You didn't have anything to say when it was 'Kill all men' I say 'Kill some of the men' and now we have the double standard where you refuse to accept that I wasn't being serious and ignore entirely the fact that you don't actually give a shit that I said it.

Hym "You don't give a fuck about fat-cock genocide. You know what? I was going to do off on a tangent but no. I'll break it up into parts and come back to it later. You're shit."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2024

cock nosher

The act of "noshing" (verb gerund or present participle: noshing eat food enthusiastically or greedily.) on a penis.

Amy: Did you like that blowjob?
Jordan: You're such a great cock nosher. *groans*

by jimmysavileswetwipe July 27, 2016