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Cocky Cock

Used for when someone goes too far out of line (Pulled from "Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World)
Todd:"What? Im not afraid to hit a girl."
Scott:"That's it! You Cocky Cock! You will pay for your crimes against humanity!"
by Suedunym December 26, 2023
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cock all

Friend 1: Hi mate, what have you done today?

Me: Yo bro I’ve done cock all today
Friend 1: Let’s go to spoons then
by crookmeister2000 May 10, 2021
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Maddy Cock

Maddy cock is not a good person. they will kill ur entire family and steal them to torture them. they r obsessed with sleeping, and may sleep for over 19 hours. don’t expect for him to have the math homework, because he never will!! he will copy off all ur homework. they have an obsession with drawing detailed penises. they also complain ab being tired 24/7. when being friends with a Maddy Cock, make sure that you always have a source of coffee with you, or they’ll hunt you down. Almost all of them have some type of piss kink. when approaching a Maddy Cock, do not bring up anything about it’s time for coffee or you’ll regret it. Overall, they are ok people i mean they aren’t really the best.
Ex. “Oh my god, Maddy Cock slept for another 19 hours!” “That Maddy Cock for ya🤣🤣🤣”
by karrot November 22, 2021
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throat-cocking

Attempting to fill ones throat with many cocks simultaneously and over a prolonged period. Reference George Lucas's largess of neck.
Quengtin: "Did you check out that chick's neck the other day?"
Maaahk: "Yeah bra, looks like she's been throat-cocking for sheckles."
by thraot-cocking December 15, 2016
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dad cock

An average to slightly above average sized penis (generally in the 5.5-6.5 inch range) on a man 40 years of age or older, frequently accompanied by naturally full pubes but not always
That older guy who fucked me wasn’t hung, but his dad cock still felt so good inside me.
by averagehornygay April 22, 2023
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Cold Cock

Cold Cock is a term used to define a man who goes on and on about a woman he had sex with a long time ago and never talks about anyone else.
For Fuck Sake Gary, stop talking about Jenna, you fucked 2 months ago. Your such a cold cock
by Rupture Godzilla vag December 8, 2018
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Cock

I love me some cock!”
by bbcongod January 24, 2020
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