cock jawed

when you are so surprised your mouth hangs open like you've been sucking cock

A)kari's dating bob again

B) omg im totally cock jawed

by attfieldd428 January 21, 2009

Vodka Cock

The inability to achieve or maintain an erection due to excessive vodka consumption.

After 10 screwdrivers, Andy's vodka cock was full-on wet noodle status.

by NickEpic July 29, 2012

Trojan horse cock

A beverage comprised of a drop shot of rum into a beer. Similar to a jaeger bomb, but with rum and beer

Hey, wanna throw up? Try a trojan horse cock

by jon snow123 December 22, 2017

Spit shine that cock

To put effort and enthusiasm into a blow job.

My manager gave me a raise, I'm gonna spit shine that cock.

by Lycaeus April 21, 2024

Cock Monkey Pro

where you grab ahold of a mans penis at the base with two hands and shake around on it like your life depends on kt

hay i just used the “cock monkey pro” on johnny and he loved it!

by AlaskinPipeliner February 23, 2021

COCK AND BALL TORTURE

Cock and ball torture is a medievil form of torture used around the 1600's. They performed this by grabbing mens "cock and balls" and then ripping them off. This is a brutal method and is strictly banned in all states of the U.S.A.

"Is he gettings his cock ripped off"
"Yep, its called cock and ball torture"

by Airy6000 August 2, 2022

COCK

a penis

wow nice cock babe
yes fuck it noW!!

by painiscupcake3 February 6, 2019