Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love

Over-ready Penis - almost at the stage of Blue Balls and ready to do the deed.

Tipping point vernacular: "Honey if you don't avail yourself of my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love soon, I will have to go to the ER." Reference Vernacular: I'd sure like to let her experience my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love". Action Vernacular: "I'd like you to meet my Purple Helmeted Jackhammer of Love"

by Yikes for Life! December 3, 2020

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National love a country boy day

Go love a country boy cause there as hot as they get

I'm gonna go love a country boy since it's National love a country boy day, February 27!

by February 27 country boys December 5, 2020

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National love country boys day

I love national country boy day is the best and the hottest realist men you could ever find. Them damn city boys can't do anything.

"Hey guys it's February 27, National love country boys day!"

by February 27 country boys December 5, 2020

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Love u anabel

National tell how lucky you are to have met your best friend anabel in august and if you hadn’t met her I would not be as happy as I am today. My life will forever be different thanks to my best friend anabel💞 you make me so happy anabel and you are just the best. 2020 has been one of the worst years ever but meeting you made it better❤️❤️❤️ - your best friend mika 💖

Love u Anabel soooo much and I appreciate u so much!💓

by Mika t December 6, 2020

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