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Vegan

A person who refrains from consuming animal meat and dairy products, and doesn't use other products that come from animals, such as leather. They think that they are helping some sort of "cause" by protesting against the slaughter of animals for commercial purposes, but in fact they aren't helping anything at all, because they don't realize that if we stop farming animals, they will overpopulate and deplete the plant food supply even more. They also don't know that animals kill and eat each other naturally anyway. They do not understand that plants can feel pain as well, but they typically deny this fact, because they are usually stuck-up pussies who think they're "making the environment better." Vegans typically like to boast about the fact that they don't eat meat, and they will often never shut the fuck up about it until they think they've converted you to veganism.
The vegan thought he was making the world a better place by not eating meat, because he didn't realize that animals eat each other anyway.
by TriHard Seven June 28, 2016
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vegangelical

A vegan who thinks that any other lifestyle choice besides veganism is wrong; one who similarly pushes veganism on others, often in a proselytizing way.
"I’m not a vegangelical," Dynise said. “John’s an adult and I respect his choices to eat meat, just as he respects mine.”
by johnny haze January 12, 2009
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Vegan extremist

Someone who’s mentally underdeveloped and is extremely vegan and forces/guilt trips others into becoming vegan through fake/exaggerated news and/or propaganda. Also is against fishing/hunting for your own meat despite being highly sustainable

Aka PETA
“These vegan extremists keep calling me a heartless murderer on my Instagram post of the fish I caught”

“Don’t worry about them, mate, they aren’t all there in the head, what you did isn’t a bad thing”
by William_milkshakespere March 20, 2020
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vedansh

Vedansh is a strong , intelligent and handsome person. He can solve any problem very easily. Vedansh is the one that everyone want him in there life. Vedansh is a person who is strong by his tongue as well as body so, don't try to mess with him. Vedansh have a leadership qualities he is honest and very dedicated toward his dream.
Vedansh is awesome.
by vedansh tomar November 23, 2021
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cookie vegan

A person who normally is vegan, e.g. eats no meat or dairy, but will eat a non-vegan cookie any time.
Amy tried to be vegan for a month, but went cookie vegan after her grandmother cooked her favorite oatmeal raisin cookies.
by Suzanne Greene November 8, 2007
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Las Vegas Facelift

A sink full of water and ice purposely used for curing common results of a prior nocturnal hardship. ie a wild night in Las Vegas.

A Las Vegas Facelift cosists of:
Water
Crushed Ice (Usually found in hotel Ice Dispensors, although any Ice will do.)
Large Hotel Towe

Direction:
Insert face into sink for 1 - 5 times, if possible open your eyes--this is for the experienced, do at your own discretion.

Remember to take deep relaxing reaths between each submersion.

Dry off.

This proceedure usually cures the common hangover, red eyes, sleepiness (from and 3-10 hour rest.), and removes dirt from your face.
Dude, I got so wasted last night. I totally forgot about work, and I seriously had to wake up or miss my meeting.

Why don't you use the Las Vegas Facelift next time?

I should of huh? Then maybe my boss wouldn't of noticed the red eyes I had all day.
by LeRoyJ3nkins September 4, 2009
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Vegan

A usually pretentious human who denies themselves meat, dairy, eggs, and fish in an attempt to be politically correct. Usually they will sight a study by an obscure hippy Dr. that says this diet is healthy, or declare that animals should have the same rights as people or other lame nonsensical arguments.

The Vegan is also someone who usually enjoys pointing out your "wicked" meat eating ways and pretends that soy products are actually palatable. Symptoms of a vegan are sucked in paper thin skin that shows every detail of their skull, and declaring themself an "environmental activist."
The kids really enjoy teasing the vegans by kicking their puppy and eating tons of bacon.

The vegan broke his leg because instead of drinking real milk, he drank soy juice.
by Anton Dacy December 15, 2011
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