5 definitions by johnny haze

fucktern

An intern hired for sexual reasons.

Originally coined by Stephen Colbert on June 19, 2008

"Monica Lewinski is the quintessential fucktern."

by johnny haze June 19, 2008

DOC

DOC is an abbreviation for "Drug of choice."

On the street:

"What's your DOC?"
"Herb."
"How much you want?"

by johnny haze May 14, 2007

vegangelical

A vegan who thinks that any other lifestyle choice besides veganism is wrong; one who similarly pushes veganism on others, often in a proselytizing way.

"I’m not a vegangelical," Dynise said. “John’s an adult and I respect his choices to eat meat, just as he respects mine.”

by johnny haze February 13, 2008

JKBNR

Just Kidding, But Not Really.

"I'm going to get so drunk tonight I might just hook up with your mom. JKBNR."

by johnny haze August 3, 2009

YBW

You've been warned.

Popularized on Twitter by Charlie Sheen on March 8, 2011.

#Fastball; The Warlock is hungry. Hungry for corporate flesh. Live tonite - 7p PST. "Building the perfect torpedo" my manifesto @ustream ybw

by johnny haze March 22, 2011