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Oxford University

Not Cambridge University. Often used as an insult because Oxford sucks. Tends to be full of people best described as 'genital warts on the scrotum of life'
Eg, "That is so Oxford University", referring to something inherently crap.
by I learned the easy way May 21, 2006
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university of delaware

An insanely ridiculous "college" where not that much studying goes on... except for odd engineer and mathematics majors. Where the free time, which is all of the time, consists of goign to d.p. dough, checking out the latest betties and bobbies on main street, and lots and lots of beer. The best parties found off-campus or in the courtyard apartments or towers...The coolest students are actually from delaware, and the occasional rich jew from northern jersey or an obscure place like ohio.
Let's go to university of delaware because the parties at our school suck!!

Wow, she obviously goes to university of delaware judging from her lack of brains, and excess in makeup on her face!
by UD GROUPIE May 9, 2005
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Universal Channel

The channel that, when nothing is on, you always put on, in hopes that something good will come on it sooner or later.
Guy 1: Ugh...There's nothing on TV!
Guy 2: Yeah, I know. That's why I just put on my universal channel.
Guy 1: Really? So did I. What're you watching?
Guy 2: ...Rachel Ray...
by AimeeKeiko August 28, 2009
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Latrobe University

A last ditch effort university for the urachievers,
Johny nervously told his not so impressed parents he got accepted into Latrobe University before he kissed them on the lips before bed.
by Dad Kisser February 24, 2021
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Universal Lag

The little time that seperates what you do online from what others do. This usually split-second time difference can seriously deduct from online gaming skill.
Example 1:
Guy1:*Gets sniped right as he released a shot at the other sniper, universal lag making it so he never really shot due to the fact that he shot at the last second, the server not taking notice of it due to universal lag* DAMN UNIVERSAL LAG!!

Example 2:
Guy1's screen:
Guy1: I love you.
Girl1: You never say you love me, I'm leaving you.

Girl1's screen:
Girl1: You never say you love me, I'm leaving you.
Guy1: I love you.
by ThePerfectionist November 15, 2010
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Simpson University

Simpson University is a private Christian University located in Redding. The university is currently under academic probation as its leadership could not get their shit together in enough time before the accreditors came knocking. Simpson would be better defined by precisely what it is not, it is not academically rigorous, it is not welcoming to diversity, it does not respond well to new ideas, and it is abhorrent to to what a university should be.
Andrew: "Where are you going to school?"
Jessica: "Simpson University."
Andrew: "Isn't that the school where a few of the Biology professors teach creationism?"
Jessica: "Yeah I don't believe in science my parents told me its lie invented by the Jews and Homosexuals.
by SUAdmissionsTeam October 20, 2017
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Squidward University

An Ivy Leauge school specializing in the study of Pooptolgy
"Wow, I finally got my degree from Squidward University! I can finally study Mao Zedongs poop!" - Zachareigh
by Nardothepig February 24, 2020
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