Oxford University

Not Cambridge University. Often used as an insult because Oxford sucks. Tends to be full of people best described as 'genital warts on the scrotum of life'

Eg, "That is so Oxford University", referring to something inherently crap.

by I learned the easy way May 21, 2006

university of delaware

An insanely ridiculous "college" where not that much studying goes on... except for odd engineer and mathematics majors. Where the free time, which is all of the time, consists of goign to d.p. dough, checking out the latest betties and bobbies on main street, and lots and lots of beer. The best parties found off-campus or in the courtyard apartments or towers...The coolest students are actually from delaware, and the occasional rich jew from northern jersey or an obscure place like ohio.

Let's go to university of delaware because the parties at our school suck!!

Wow, she obviously goes to university of delaware judging from her lack of brains, and excess in makeup on her face!

by UD GROUPIE May 9, 2005

Universally Sexy

to be attractive to Man, Women, Beast......all walks of life

That girl must be Universally sexy, did you see that lizard check her out!

by ssssdd April 26, 2017

Steven universe

Gay singing stones, Steven universe is about a boy that is his mom and he melted together with his father one time so at that time he was his father, his mother and himself at the same time

Mom: *dissapeared *
Father: *fat as nice guy*
Steven universe: *turns into his mother*

by Fatburgermama December 6, 2019

Hipster University

University of Ottawa in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada. This University is known for being oversaturated by Hipsters and other indie subcultures. The hipster credit of this university is emphasized by it's ever-popular "Café Alt," which is in the basement of the school and is known for it's variety of grilled cheese sandwiches, as well as the school mascot, the "Gee-Gee," a horse racing term you probably have never heard of.

Ted: "Man, a bunch of guys in tight colored denim were just going off about American Apparel and Café Alt"
Steve: "They must go to Hipster University"

by ParrappaTheRappa September 6, 2013

university of alaska

A university that doesn't have an urban dictionary definition. Because no one heard of it.

Dude, which university did you go?
University of Alaska
What's that?

by Ijustwantanameplsplspls January 5, 2018

Tickle the Universe

To seemingly force an result to occur by engaging in an opposite or undesirable/inconvenient action.

(e.g. (a.) You are waiting for a person to arrive for a carpool, so you start to leave - they then show up. (b.) You have been waiting for the cable guy to arrive before taking a shower. You begin your shower - then the cable guy arrives.)

"The bus is taking a long time to get here, lets Tickle the Universe and maybe it will arrive".

by ZCurves May 13, 2016