Unicorn

A chick with a strap-on in their head

Fi said to Nadia "bitch, ride my unicorn"

by Peniscorn June 24, 2017

Unicorn

A sex position in which a man puts his erect penis in the middle of a woman's forhead and ejaculates.

It can also be the act of drooping a limp penis over the forehead of a woman fom either behind or the front of her face.

Hey, what did you do yesterday?
Oh, I unicorned a few chicks back at my house.
Sweet.

by Period5LunchTable November 18, 2010

ninja fucking unicorn

boy who has a large pimple on his ear that is like the rainbow, and has 2 small polka dots on the inside on them. this pimple dangles down to his balls. they make his balls smell like dirty spider webs. that are like the rainbow :) and when you run into a wall you turn into a ninja but can change to the colors of its soroundings and when you hit some one they turn pink and puff away into a booby. and if some one happens to take you to the hospital just say, a panda bit my nose off. and then give them the evil hamster in your pocket and say its a gift from budah, and then on your way home be sure to ride your elephant to Target for a box of tampons so you can give his boyfriend a dirty qujuan and then run off to your mexican lover in japan.to save him frooooooom godzilla!!!!!!!!!!

boy: man my pimple just grows by the minute!

girl: omg! was that a panda that just bit your nose!?

boy: ahhh take me to the hospital!

girl: did you give the nice man your evil hamster you got from budha?

boy: ya but i cant find my elephant......

girl: well you bes get yer lazy ass up an find it cuz i got a suprise for you.

...LATER...

boy: okay i found it.

....WHAM!.....

boy: eww what the fuck wass that?!

girl: thatd be a dirty qujuan well i gotta go and save my mexican lover in japan from godzilla now

..ring..ring..

boys lover: godzilla no!!!!!

godzilla:grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

girl and mexican lover: nooo dont eat us!!!!!

boy: hahaha damn that sucks.

BAM a ninja fucking unicorn was born

by hungry hippo and prego bitch June 5, 2011

Unicorn

(adj.) A term used to describe anyone who is exceptionally naive, especially in their comments, lifestyle, and contacts with other people.

(n.) A person that lacks a real world perspective and wears rose colored goggles; someone that prances around and sees only rainbows, fairies, and gumdrops; A term used to describe most college freshman.

Anna told some of her friends today that she thinks Kyle likes her because he studied with her over the weekend. How unicorn is that?

Just met some of the incoming freshman class. This time tomorrow we are going to be up to our armpits in unicorns!

She is such a unicorn! Last night she came to the apartment and yelled "Hey guys!" When she walked in. Then she started dancing around the room twirling and singing.

-Do you think she will be there tonight? I had better wear my lucky boxers in case she wants to talk to me.
-Dude, quit acting like a unicorn.

by Tarsicius936 November 1, 2011

uncore

The opposite of hardcore

Crashing your car is totally uncore

by bbqturtle December 2, 2007

Unicorned

When having missionary sex and you punch the girl in the forhead and leave a red mark.

So i had her on the bed and was taking that ass hard then i unicorned her.

by Keljoran September 6, 2014

Unicorn mom

“A mother who’s not perfect, enjoys cannabis, has a sense of humour and couldn’t care less what you think.”

As well as

“A mother who’s not perfect, enjoys alcohol, has a sense of humour and couldn’t care less what you think.”

I am a unicorn mom but instead of alcohol I enjoy cannabis. Its all good!!

by Lucie Bee February 17, 2020