Turd Molester

A person who is so completely vile and objectionable that her/she makes excrement feel violated.
The Westboro so-called Baptist Church is a congregation of turd molesters.
by coeurkrahe March 17, 2011
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turd streaking

where you crap against a wall while running and leave a turd streak on the wall
look at that turd streaking guy.
by woodster4life March 12, 2009
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turd curler

An acquaintance of a friend (generally, but not always, from Australia) that parties with you and your friend and ends up crashing at your place. Whilst everyone is asleep he takes a bowl from your kitchen and perfectly curls a turd in it and leaves - never to be seen again.
“Dude, that guy from Australia is a turd curler. He curled one in my cereal bowl last night and left it on the kitchen counter.”
by Revco3 February 21, 2019
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Turd Knacker

A definition that my 4 year old son made up for someone who could be considered a "Deusch bag".
Jeremy sure thinks he is super cool. What a turd knacker.
by xannixon September 09, 2010
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Turd lake

A) A septic pond.
B) A body of highly polluted water.
Hey...sorry the septic tank broke. But now you have a turd lake
by Bobdidit December 05, 2018
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vapor turd

A fart that's so concentrated with vaporized poo particles, that the person sitting next to you claims that you have shit yourself, or can taste your turd.

Can also produce short term swamp ass and/or skid marks (room rooms).
Josh ate 10 pounds of beans, cheese, beer and yogurt right before going to bed. Poor Ashley was up all night suffering the wrath of the vapor turds.
by ashmashedpotatoes December 01, 2013
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ash turd

That annoying line of ash left after incense, usually still in the same place it landed. This light gray line looks very similar to a turd because of its long, cylindrical form. Typically found in presence of hippies, marijuana, college kids, and head shops. Can be purchased at Earthbound across the nation.
-"Dude, what the hell is all that gray shit?"

-"Man, incense."

-"It's on the counter, table, bedside table, bathroom counter, even in the car!"

-"Fucking ash turds. FML."
by uttttyler April 19, 2011
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