the tube 

The London Underground, the first such system in the world. Resembles (and smells like) a small train running in a sewer. Beloved of Ken Livingstone. Takes forever to get anywhere (if its running at all).

Londoner: "London's ace coz its got The Tube blah blah..."
Brummie: "Fuck that it takes half an hour to go a mile- I can go 120mph in my car..."

the tube by oracle March 12, 2004

the tube 

A shop simular to subway, the number 1 place for rigma rolls.

I had the best rigma roll at the tube

the tube by dean2105 September 30, 2005

The Tube Sox 

A fantasy baseball name, exclusively used by homosexuals. The tube is a thinly veiled reference to a penis, since fantasy baseball owners who call their team the Tube Sox generally see penises everywhere. Tube Sox generally come from Seattle, which is no surprise. It's the gayest city. Often times, the Tube Sox finish anywhere from 4th to 5th place, with the sometimes surprising creep into third place (though only for brief periods.)

"Dude, the Tube Sox are in second-place right now."

"They're so gay."

The Tube Sox by Won Hit Oneders April 13, 2010

groan tube 

when you blow air into a womens vag during oral sex, and then letting the gust of air hit you on the way out of her vag, and then the partner takes a big wiff of the love it and goes back in for more.

mommy i want a groan tube!

groan tube by Who's your boss?! January 3, 2011

tube 

Toilet for women's belly buttons. Originated when water got on someone's belly button area of the shirt. Noun. Used when one needs to pee, and must stick a tube into their belly button. Not meant for outties.

"I have to gaystring in the tube."
"Oh my gosh! That gothic Barbie needs to go to the tube."

tube by Lilleh the Troublesome July 3, 2007

the tubes 

decreased proficiency in expected or normal actions.
Location : upstairs, next to the wall, in the old T56 Engine Shop.

Your performance is going down the tubes.

the tubes by CommEssary July 14, 2003

tubee

See Flab for the definition (Luigi)

Luigi is sooooo TUBEEEEEE

tubee by King Nob March 18, 2004