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Oil reserve

1.small sections where oil is extracted

2. A man's big cock
1. We just made another oil reserve
2. I need to drink milk before I run out of oil in my oil reserve.
by ZCdsac saf January 31, 2016
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Dropped my oil pan

To take a sudden, massive, hellacious shit of EPIC proportion. Usually spontaneous, sudden, unexpected, and embarrassing.
Imagine your colon as an overinflated balloon that just got popped!!
"Man!!
I should have known not to have eaten those Atomic pork rind nachos, hot wings, and beer...I woke up at 3:00 A.M. with a stomach ache- If I wasn't as fast as I was, I would have dropped my oil pan in the hallway on the way to the bathroom!!"
by Two Can Jan August 15, 2016
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Holiday Oil Dam

The act in which a person places a rubber bung 2.4inches deep in their asshole at 12:00 am on December the 1st. The person then proceeds to glue or tape the bung in place. Then without breaking or removing the bung to prevent the release of faeces from the body. Then at midnight every day bring the bung out 0.1 inches every time until on Christmas Day or 25th December, take it out in which an oil like shit stream will be released like an oil filled dam.
Jared- Yo bro are you doing anything special this Christmas?
You- Yeah man i am participating in the annual Holiday Oil Dam
Jared- Your a weird guy you know?
by Dinomax65 October 17, 2025
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German Oil Change

When you're having sex with a German girl in missionary and she reaches her hand around and fingers your butt. Popularized at the University of Iowa.
"This German girl last night was crazy she kept giving me German Oil Changes" "The Germans love butt stuff especially the German oil change"
by Eddy carreras May 10, 2025
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oil rig

the action of getting too rowdy upon ballin to the max on god frfr nocap
Greg: nah im finna oil rig so hard in pedro you actually hav no clu
jon: shut up garfield you cant have any more lasagna
by rigjaculation April 23, 2023
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Nuln oil

Fuckin best drink to ever exist
Also a acrylic wash paint made by Citadel for Warhammer miniatures
Dude 1: I gave up painting this shit dude, im drinking the whole Nuln oil pot.

Dude 2: You're fucking stupid, don't do that shit.
by llmbobo June 3, 2024
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oil up i'll be there in 5

Something random that often appears in YouTube texting shorts, pretty much means get ready to pull a Diddy with me
In a Youtube Texting Short:

"I am secretly a man"
"oil up i'll be there in 5"
by marcothemonkey68421 November 13, 2024
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