Pound Paralysis

A term for after you have had sex with your significant other, and they can't feel their entire body.

"Dan had sex with his girlfriend last night, and she still hasn't gotten out of bed!"
"Sounds like a case of pound paralysis to me."

by Pound Paralysis May 15, 2018

Cunt pound

14.7 ounces.

She asked for a pound, but she was such a bitch I gave her a cunt pound.

by Cranberry Jenkins January 11, 2016

Pee pound

The art of withstanding breaking the seal on a night out.

Betting at least £1 to out do your mate.

I bet you a pee pound that I can last longer than you.

by Pee pound August 06, 2021

Personality pounds

It's a play on getting fat that looks don't matter. And the only thing going for you is your personality (because you are fat)
1. Refers to gaining weight (fat)

2. Refers to a person that it is not particularly pleasing to look at physically, and the only thing going for them is personality.

Jim: "I am a fat fuck lately, put on 10kgs of personality pounds".

Maria" He has let himself go, in the personality pounds category"

by FattyMcFuckhead2021 November 08, 2021

Neopets Pound Chat

A Cesspool of Lies, Thievery and Hypocrisy, Where people go to feel superior to others

Did you hear about the Insanity Happening in America rn?

Yeah man its Peak Neopets Pound Chat vibes

by Buizelar March 20, 2021

Pound Town

When a dude is seriously eating the shit out of something.

Damn, very morning John buys a burrito and goes to Pound Town on that bitch.

by Rizzo99 April 22, 2017

Pound town

When a girl asks u to pound her

I miss pound town 🥺

by Wowowkc February 04, 2022