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Ogre Taint

An extreme case of genital chafing that is supplemented by poor hygiene and extreme physical activity. Side effects include, but are not limited to: swamp ass, excessive smegma, raw gooch, and a burning sensation from the upper thighs to the sphincter.
After a three day camping trip in the woods, Timmy had a severe case of ogre taint.

Christopher was in dire need of a shower in order to scrape the funk off his ogre taint following his five mile run.
by Rainbow socks 1101 October 11, 2015
mugGet the Ogre Taintmug.

taint stick

An appendage on male mammals that allows scronking thus reproduction
Man she touched me on the taint stick
mugGet the taint stickmug.

Tennessee Taint Tickler

When bro starts acting up so you lowkey have to give him that tennessee taint tickler
Taylor: I’m not doing this right now

Oliver: Shut up before I give you the good ol’ Tennessee Taint Tickler
by livlikesmilksteak August 9, 2025
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spray taint

When take a shit so hard the water sprays your taint
Dude my shit was so big I gotta a spray taint!
by Bjs in a box May 25, 2018
mugGet the spray taintmug.

tainted tetherball

the act of sitting on ones long hair and farting, in turn making the subject flail thier head uncontrolably..(like a tetherball)
dude, you remember the blonde bitch at the bar?? shewas sitting on the couch and i felt obligated to give her a tainted tetherball!!
by bullets first November 13, 2011
mugGet the tainted tetherballmug.

cherry taint

this bitchs cherry taint kept me from suckin the nipple
by osamabinsemen March 10, 2017
mugGet the cherry taintmug.

Taint slap

1. A formal, or informal move to establish dominance.
2. A greeting.
I walked up and taint slapped the shit out of him. Now we go to dairy queen sometimes.
by Senor ralphus April 14, 2023
mugGet the Taint slapmug.

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