Misery Pimp

noun: an individual whose especial self-esteem arises from inducing and/or inspiring misery in others, usually with the aim of elevating said individual to a place of importance and/or authority.

verb/gerund : "misery pimping"

Her incessant need to make other people feel guilty and shitty is a symptom of her misery pimping.

He think's everything's "problematic" - what a misery pimp.

by artistasayoungman April 20, 2011

Teen pimp

A teen man that pimps teen women.

John is a teen pimp.

by Deep blue 2012 September 16, 2009

playground pimp

1. A very young male who attracts many young females. Used a somewhat of a compliment.

2. An older male who exclusively dates girls that are too young to be dating. Basically used to refer to somone as a sicko pedophile loser who can't land girls his own age.

1. "Damn, little Jimmy gets all the fine bitches. He's a playground pimp"

2. "Did you see the 12 year old Dave brought to the party? That mother fucker is a playground pimp."

by candyskull May 1, 2009

China Pimp

A pimp looking chinese man.

Look at that china pimp!

by amstar September 15, 2009

snow pimp

being the king of the white powdery substance game

you check out rob hes buyin from big jeezy the snow pimp again

by big jeezy April 26, 2006

jedi pimp

someone who is fucking slick and smooth, someone who can work with the ladies

look at that jedi pimp with all the girls mang!

by a to the cizzo August 20, 2003

The Oahu Pimps

The legendary group of Captain Matador, Choncho(chad), Russ(Rancho), Jon(Jonito), Gabe(sanchito), Dorito(Deedub), Jen(jenito) Who came up with the legendary game "would you blast?", this group infamously raised the bar on the island of Oahu for their legendary style of blasting, charging, organized mob style partying on the island of Oahu

The OP's or the Oahu Pimps as they are widely known are an invite only society of ragers on the island of Oahu. They are led by the original Charger Captain Matador, and they are notorious for nights of debauchery. Special Requests for membership are so secretive no one knows how to do it. The only way is to discover who the Captain is.

by El Capitan Matador June 17, 2009