slap and tickle

To fuck, of course.

I fancy a bit of slap and tickle tonight.

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

Ticket to Slaytown

An alcoholic beverage, traditionally served in a pint class. Generally made up of ice and Vermouth.

Patron: Yo, bartender! Gimme a Ticket to Slaytown!
Bartender: What the hell are you talking about?
Patron: Geez, go back to bartending school, amateur!

by Bruce Slaypiece November 3, 2008

ticketyfuckityboo

When something spectacularly crap happens to you that's out of your control

''Yeah Joe imagine my delight when I rang the help desk and was on hold for 20 mins only to be cut off, ticketyfuckityboo''

by Tiest-o-holic May 14, 2009

Tickle the Ferret

When one is wiping ones bottom and either the bog roll rips or there is a finger slippage resulting in the tickling of a whiskery brown 'ferret' or asshole.

Mate i just Tickled the Ferret

or

Man 1: Did you just Tickle the Ferret?
Man 2: Maybe...

by LORDofTHEnorth April 19, 2010

Ticket Trauma

The state that arises when you are having a shit and you realise there is no toilet paper remaining or very little.

Derivative of Shit Ticket for toilet paper

Lewis rang me from the toilet the other day, suffering from some serious ticket trauma

Had to jump in the shower after a shit today, i hate ticket trauma

by Belgiannurse June 12, 2011

tickle the teapot

euphemism for cunnilingus performed in the kitchen

All she wanted was a steaming hot cup of joe, but instead the repairman decided to tickle the teapot.

by meowneo November 19, 2013

tickle an elephant

When u address an awkward situation where there's an "elephant in the room" to someone in that awkward situation

"Oh I didn't want to bring up the situation with her or tickle an elephant in the room"

by Bbbbbbbbbbb January 29, 2014