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jack thompson

meg's boyfriend...... and a very good father. too bad he moved so far away.
meghan went to see jack last night after justin went to bed.
by Meg D May 3, 2005
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Thumper

A male or female below 30 years of age who is on social assistance despite being perfectly physically and mentally able to work. The male or female also cheats on their forms and information to get greater money from social assistance.
My old room ate was a Thumper, never paid me back or anything, just sat on the couch collecting a fat welfare check.
by AWLIG February 25, 2011
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Top Trumps

A card game for pseudo nerds, or those who don't have the brain capacity to play a real nerd game like bakugan. Popular in the 1970's it appears to be stuck there. The real "good" part is that you can't play with another players deck of cards. You have to give them some of your cards then try and win them back. So it's a prototype of the bank bailout system. I'll give you some taxpayer money and you can share it among yourselves, meanwhile I'll try my best to get it back off you! It's also educational you'll soon find out that the number 8 is larger than the number 2.
Li; "do you want a play a game of snap?"
Wang; "Snap, isn't that a bit complicated?"
Li; "true, how about a game of Top trumps?"
Wang: "OK"
by W.A.dingtons March 23, 2009
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Tub Thumper

One who 'thumps tubs' ,in other words is particularly minging. Of the type that one would use if walls needed sanding. Swamp Donkey, Bog-Trotter,Munter,Minger,Mould Grower.
Oh, i thought he dumped her because he realised she was a Tub Thumper
by J January 25, 2003
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Tub thumper

Someone Who Plays the drums, A stupid way of saying it. Usually by Gay magazine editors who are trying to be funny
"Win this competition and you too could be a tub thumper like Rev" (rev is the drummer for avenged sevenfold, Iron maiden wannabes, theyll never be anywhere near as good though.)
by welsy27 October 1, 2006
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Spud Thumper

The act of taking a potato and a potato gun and shooting the potato into a homeless mans rectum.
dude i saw this homeless guy get a spud thumper the other day!
by TheSpudThumper October 31, 2010
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