Throatie

Facial hair that only grows on the throat and nowhere else.

Did you see that guy's patchy throatie? sick!

by Gordong Kent February 8, 2006

throat babies

When you have swallowed your man's ejaculatory fluid and it has remained in your esophagus

You came so hard! You gave me all the throat babies, damn!

by dong in a thong October 10, 2016

sucker punch to the throat

1. An expression of great anger or distaste.
2. An empty threat.
3. A sign of self loathing.

1. Motherfucker! Sucker punch to the throat!
2. You know what, Jess? Sucker punch to the throat?
3. Kid 1: What do you want for Christmas?
Kid 2: A sucker punch to the throat.

by Mandizzle Eff May 25, 2005

Throatfuck

Many people have heard of the legend of Throatfuck- either on a college campus, or in the mall...she has become one of the most eminent celebs in terms of sex.
Throatfuck is a renowned and ill-favored trollop, who has created a legacy based on her courage in the bedroom. Throatfuck will forever be remembered as the girl who eagerly awaits her regrettable recipient with head on the end of the bed and mouth wide open. During this uncomfortable position, she has been quoted as saying "Fuck my Throat". While she is well accomplished in the irrumatio category, her legacy goes beyond just the throat. Other disturbing tails regarding her dog have been heralded, which include hairy (no pun intended) details that peta would almost surely frown upon. But, at least the appetite of her puppy Toyota was always satiated. Legend has it that she would use peanut butter to lure her equally frantic dog to her ostracized unmentionables as foreplay in front of her sexual target du jour. While her attitude is difficult to endure, her sizable breasts are almost redeeming.
It's important to understand that although her name is throatfuck, she is a person too. So cheers to throatfuck...although the gap between her legs is stretched beyond repair, at the very least, she still has her venerable throat, and her compact puppy.

Ted: I've heard so much about the legend of Throatfuck, but who is she really?
Ronnie: I will say the only words I know that you'll understand, because these are words that go together well- wallowing in knee deep water.

by legendhasit September 9, 2010

Joe Thornton

The greatest choker of all time.

Joe Thornton shoots! And he hit the crossbar!

by Drew Remenda April 20, 2010

Cut throat

a not so good lookin girl. she doesnt even have to be ugly. she might just not be your type. you know, that type a girl that makes you cut your throat with ya fingers to let your friends know what kinda girl she is. you get it???

nigga1-"yo nigga whats that girl like?"
nigga2-"*cuts his throat"
nigga1-"oh shit nevermind"
nigga3-"oh that bitch a cut throat?"

by Mack B305 March 29, 2008

Thorntonites

Students or alumni of Silver Spring's small Quaker school...usually fans of alternitive music, weird fashion styles, and attendees of therapy,rehab,etc. Often fun, frequently caring, and always surprising. `

See that kid with all the piercings selling food out of a suitcase? He's like such a Thorntonite.

by vanessa January 21, 2005