God

This depends if ur religion

God is a lord to catholic’s

by Tellytubbie pie November 27, 2019

God

Freddie Mercury

Freddie Mercury is god

by Idek what to write March 24, 2019

God

A fictional character made for a fan fiction about a man named Adam and how the author was jealous of Eve. But people took that shit seriously.

God is a fictional character made by a 13 year old girl attempting to write a famous chick flick

by B1gDaddy69 December 4, 2019

God

A person who convinced The Who world that he can control everything and he will drop you in a fiery Pitt if you don’t suck his dick. Also he drops bricks and calls them laws: sorry “commandments”, ‘cause you don’t actually have a choice.

Jesus: “God dammit!”

God: “Really nigga.”
Jesus: “ Oh sorry.”

by Jugga Biggs May 1, 2019

God

An abstract notion

Yo, do you worship god?
Nah man, I don't worship abstract notions created by humans

by YoMamaIsAThot May 20, 2019

God

(Typically in anime) a fictional character that is ridiculously strong.

“Yeah, so basically Goku’s a God”

by rogue extraordinaire August 10, 2019

God

Name given to members of a conclave of invisible, level 10 space wizards who are manifest in every bit of science you don’t understand.

God helps orphaned, homeless, starving, disabled and/or diseased, human post-fetuses who help themselves.

by Wickdeed May 24, 2018