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Twitter

The space between a woman's twat and her sitter, thus her twitter.
The last woman I was with had a hairy twitter.
by Snot Box December 6, 2020
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Twitter

The origin area for the consecutive hellspawn of all teenage pretentiousness and arrogance done in the most casual, shameless way possible. Usernames and bios are the most informal texts ever seen in history with special characters, emojis, and other symbols being spread everywhere on the site. Avatars and banners are also in the scale of "undignified anime girls/boys" to "outdated subjective meme."

During an argument, both subjects always misinterpret the full picture of the other's point and act narcissistic and incredibly full of themselves, mixing up who's universally right and who's universally wrong for anyone spectating and sowing moral confusion among their own peers as well as those who don't use Twitter.

These Twitter users incidentally have the exact same mindset when they shift over to TikTok, only they can express their views even more unpleasantly than they already did.
Look at all those pretentious Twitter people acting like they're the next Messiahs and rational Devil's Advocates thinking they're going to save the world from doom. It's fucking hilarious to watch.
by commentspae December 10, 2020
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twitter bunker

Aka the Oval Office. Where POTUS hangs out sending crazed tweets while in a sleep-deprived stupor and smearing Cheeto dust and Big Mac grease on his IPhone
"whoa! Did you see Trump just fired Giuliani and Melania filed for divorce!?"
"No.... Where did you hear that?"

"direct from the Twitter bunker!"
by DoktorDokter November 11, 2020
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number 1 rule of twitter

No matter what the subject is, never ever argue with an account who has a lot of followers or else their followers will jump you for it
“That guy has a lot of followers you shouldn’t argue with him
-but he said some really racist shit
-remember the number 1 rule of twitter”
by Handle_𝔦𝔱 November 13, 2020
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Milo Stan Twitter

The nicest stan that has ever existed. The brightest side on stan twitter. Mostly tweets and defend about melanie. The only straight male crybaby in this universe. Always bring a justice on every stan fight. The mature one but still floping so hard
X : omg have you seen milo stan twitter? He always give a positivity vibes !
Y : yeah, thats very kind of him
by Taylor illicit affair November 22, 2020
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Twitter

Pure shit in a garbage can lit on fire by piss from a guy who drank gasoline
''bro have you heard of twitter''
''yeah its alright but its kinda like Pure shit in a garbage can lit on fire by piss from a guy who drank gasoline''
''U right''
by KindaIssac.Jpg November 22, 2020
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Twitter Stickers

Twitter Stickers are another name for a bumper stickers. They both convey an opinion in a minimum of words.
Me: Omg - that's hilarious - look at that guy's bumper sticker.
Him: What does it say:
Me: It says, "How am I driving? How does a car really work?. How does a loving God allow such much pain."
Him: Well we certainly knows where he stands. Bumper stickers - the original twitter!

Me. They're twitter stickers
by Siouxsie Supertramp November 24, 2020
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