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poop water

poop water (/pūp ˈwɑtəɹ/) noun.

Water or mud that has a high percentage of fecal matter (e.g. horse-puckey) in it.
Usually reeks rather strongly of poo.
Don't run that R/C truck through that puddle! It has poop water in it!
Piss you that fucking puddle reeks like fucking horse-puckey!!!
by Telephony June 29, 2019
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poop and 'pute

The act of taking one's laptop into the bathroom while they take a sh**.
I figure I'd tell her I'd brb but then I remembered I was on my laptop and could just poop and 'pute?
by suikodenfan88 December 4, 2010
mugGet the poop and 'putemug.

Poop Bomb

Poop bombing is

hanging your ass out of the side of a blimp and taking a nuclear sized shit on a village of children in habubu africa
Im going to Poop Bomb you if you dont shutup
by LoadedPapmperShit December 4, 2021
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Poop Hooves

Did you watch that game last night? It was the poop hooves.

Philli Boi loves himself. He thinks he straight poop hooves.
by Philli Boi February 11, 2010
mugGet the Poop Hoovesmug.

Poop dart

A small amount of feces located in the tip of the penis after unprotected anal sex. It is typically ejected at high velocity during urination immediately following the sexual encounter.
Dude, I shot a poop dart clear across the bathroom after I fucked Tara in the ass last night!
by Uncle anus eater January 16, 2014
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Death Poop

When you take a gigantic crap after being shot to death by venisaulan mobsters you owe thousands of dollars worth of cat DNA to.
Did you see that guy? Major Death Poop!
by Theguywhomadeupdeathpoop April 19, 2017
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the poop theory

The theory of poop bears on the compatibility of 2 people who are together in a relationship, mainly a girlfriend or a boyfriend. two people are meant to be when one always poops out hard and/or stiff shits and the other one poops out soft and/or watery shits. compatibility strengthens when the two people are shitting together or around the same time.
the poop theory is the theory on poop

Girlfriend: Dayum i jus took a hard ass shit
Boyfriend: aaaayyy i’m taking a shit too, it’s soft tho.
by N.S2 February 19, 2023
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