erdoganus al anus

a human, type erdogan, born out of the anus of mother history: erdoganus al anus
The human, type erdogan, born out of the anus of mother history, erdoganus al anus, will dominate this planet if we do not care.
by negniriew October 17, 2019
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anus clintwood

Anus Clintwood is someone who has failed in life and their parents are very much disappointed in them, they work at a girl's school and they have a Japanese wife that is preggo. their dad's name is Jeff and Anus thinks it's a good idea to call his child that. he loves saying "am I going to have to give you an infringement for improper use of technology. He also loves to creep through people's emails
Person 1: Anus clintwood is soooooo annoying
Person 2: yes but, he looks like Andrew Garfield
Person 1: ON GOD
by jericc is my son June 01, 2022
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Anus Rip

An Anus Rip is when you are having intercourse and then decided to stick an alto partially into the rectum, then proceed to take a big juicy rip from the protruding alto device
“Hey babe, make sure you squeeze tight for this Anus Rip”
by Bootielover6787 February 18, 2022
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Jizz cum in my anus in ohio

the cat is doing that, skibidi
I want some Jizz cum in my anus in ohio RIGHT NOW!
by jizzcumanusinohio August 12, 2024
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Puss-anus

Pronounced: (Puss’ ar’ nuss)
A man having troubles with a bleeding anus, typically from haemorrhoids.
Boss i cant come into work today my Puss-anus is really bad.
by Aussiejoker July 19, 2024
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anus salad

The act of making a salad but instead of using a bowl you use the man's asshole.
Yo that was a killer party last night and that anus salad was a double wide surprise.
by BigDickWizard69 September 23, 2021
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crusty anus

when you jizz on a girls anus and let it go nice and crusty
delicious :)
i gave your mum a crusty anus
by iLOVErednecks April 07, 2020
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