anus muffin

Term of affection for a person that has a sweet personality with an ass to match.

Morning my little anus muffin!

by CouchAstronaut November 20, 2016

Shy Anus

A person who doesn't/can't poop when someone is another cubicle.

Dave has a shy Anus and needs to wait for the toilet to be empty

by EskimoSmurf January 9, 2023

Urban Anus

An Anus that is so EPIC and urban that your penis juice just evaporates, urban in the meaning of EPIC and not some stupid city but as in epic as fuck. An anus so urban that the feeling us so unaxplainable not even steven hawkings could define it. Its just simply an Urban Anus. These anus's are so rare that only a proximity of 4/100 lives will find an Urban Anus.

man: God damn girl thats one hell of an Urban Anus.
wahmen: thanks.

by AssBlaster64 December 4, 2018

Peacock Anus

A garbage bin for shitty jokes

impeachTrump: *Makes shitty statement*
User: I respect your opinion as a fellow human, but I would love to suggest that you shove your shitty opinion down a peacock anus

by Nyaakuza June 27, 2019

Anu Dropping

When someone is on a conference call and another person walks in, unaware that one person on the call can hear them.

Anu dropping happens when someone walks into a room and starts talking, unaware that one person on a conference call can hear them

by qrasexgrchgvjbknlm;k,mnb February 6, 2025

Dwarf Anus

A extremely tight anus; an anus that could crush a pinky with one swift clench

Goddamn, I broke my dick last night hitting this dwarf anus.

by Buttplugged_Giraffe September 28, 2020

Anus G

A total pimp and suer swaggy if you see someone you you say there an anus

Hey Anus G
Hey I’m so cool my name is Anus G

by Big feet kid November 16, 2020