Zombie Driver

A car driver that sits behind a slow vehicle (usually a lorry or tractor) and makes no attempt to overtake, usually sitting too close to the vehicle in front to even see around, sat there like an unthinking Zombie.

Usually either old, female, short or just dumb.

Look at that idiot making no attempt to overtake that lorry, driving too close to even see around the vehicle to make use of an overtaking opportunity what a dumbf*ck zombie driver!

by Maddriver March 15, 2013

screen zombie

A child whose parents let him spend all of his waking hours on a phone or mobile device as life passes him by.

We never hear from Johnny at the family reunion because he's off in the corner being a screen zombie.

by Silly_Me December 22, 2018

Zombie move

When you walk in to your home and everyone is dead

Mac gave John a zombie move last week

by XGODSXPOPTARTX August 20, 2013

zombie time

the time of killing and abnormal amount of zombies with a duel uzis and shotguns because its fun as hell

do you know what time it is? zombie time!!!!

by sycocyde January 6, 2011

zombie-trap

when a friend convinces you to do more drugs instead of sleeping and you end up trapped in a zombie-like state.

i thought i needed to sleep until deaner zombie-trapped me with some boomers and i wrecked my car.

by harry deepwood September 20, 2010

zombie poop

The kind of poop that comes out slowly in intervals throughout the day, brought on by lack of sleep and possibly over-caffeination.
Usually requires multiple wipes.

"Dude, where've you been? You've hardly been in your cubicle all morning."

"Only got an hour of sleep last night and the coffees still aren't kicking in. Got me a bad case of zombie poop."

by Cactusmustard June 21, 2014

Zombie Cock

When your cock becomes infected after someone with rotten teeth scrapes your shaft during a blow job

Man I have zombie cock because that bitches rotten teeth cut my shaft

by BlunT IT! March 24, 2019