touched by the tar brush

Someone who has a predominately Caucasian face, with definite Asian ancestry.

Fuck you Bryce, you look like you were touched by the tar brush!

by Anonymouskittykitty227licklick April 04, 2017

touch n' bust

a chick with puss(vagina) so good it elicits premature ejaculation.

Damn, after seeing Frida I'll bet you that Salma Hayek is a touch n' bust!!!!!

by DGreen July 18, 2003

Touch my butt

What Nick Bridges likes men to do.

Hey man, you wanna TOUCH MY BUTT? Let's go out back.

by Anonymous April 07, 2003

fag touch

a douche bag that does stupid shit

Wtf, hes such a fag touch.

by Jared Robb October 13, 2007

touch n go

When your high is coming down like an airplane landing, you touch town on the runway, then as you rip the bong, apply full power abd away you go into the clouds.

mile high airlines: tower, this is Dude420, where is dat bong is, need a touch n go on runway 420, then straight out departure to cali.

tower: roger dude420, cleared touch n go, runway 420, straight out departure approved, please use the hit-it-or-pass-it procedure at flight level 420 upon westbound turn.

mile high airlines: copy, dude420 out

by cccbbr November 16, 2013

Two Hand Touch

A sexual act between a man and a woman where the man always has both of his hands somewhere on her body, this usually ends up in her getting fingered in the ass and vagina at the same time.

Guy 1:"Yo last night I used the two hand touch on this girl"
Guy 2:"Nice bro so you used both you're hands at all times so you could finger her in the ass and vagina at the same time?"
Guy 1:"Yeah mate she moaned so loud, It was so hot!"

by KillerDolphin23 June 17, 2020

Never touched grass

Gamers.They never ever ever ever touched some damn grass before.

SON!WHY YOU NEVER TOUCHED GRASS?????!!!!

by DaWordCat August 08, 2022