by ProfessionalLiabilities February 11, 2021

When a series of catastrophic events strike at one's life mercilessly, relentlessly, and leave one with kamikaze impulses.
Billy was so fuckin blown away by the ill fortune that came his away suddenly -- verily, it was like rolling pearl harbors -- that we huddled and pitied the next relationship he got into. She would pay, whoever she was -- and pay.
by barleycorn July 22, 2022

The act of sticking your finger up someone's butt
When a pearl fish get scared they swim up into a sea cucumber so your finger is the pearl fish and the cucumber is the butt hole
Works best when walking upstairs
When a pearl fish get scared they swim up into a sea cucumber so your finger is the pearl fish and the cucumber is the butt hole
Works best when walking upstairs
by Wesdawg1234 August 11, 2016

The intimate lady parts
by SookieSookieNow... August 22, 2017

The event of chasing and collecting ejaculate in a body of water. Derived from a short story "Guts" by CHUCK PALAHNIUK, published in Playboy (2004).
"What got me in trouble, I called it Pearl Diving. This meant whacking off underwater, sitting on the bottom at the deep end of my parents' swimming pool." - CP, 'Guts'
by eyeRobot February 26, 2019

by Mustacheride69 May 2, 2021
