Law Cadet

A person neither trained nor qualified in law who, having had a brief acquaintance with some legal matter or other, professes him or herself an expert on all things legal.

"I didn't realise Adam was a lawyer."
"He isn't. He just got sued. Suddenly he's Justinian."
"Ah, another Law Cadet!. Great!"

by Sataneyes February 6, 2022

stepbrother-in-law

1- Stepsibling's husband.
2- Spouse's stepbrother.

My stepbrother-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Junior's Law

Any conversation, if long enough, will eventually have a sexual reference.

Guy 1: "Did you see that catch? How he held onto that ball was crazy!"

Guy 2: "Must've learned from your mom. She had a grip on my balls last night."

Gut 1: "Seriously? Pulling Junior's Law at a football game? Just wrong."

Guy 2: "Suck a dick."

by Lilbigwill08 October 18, 2016

Law-Dawg

A police dog.

"Oh look, the police brought a law-dawg with them. They must looking for drugs."

by Drumming Ginger September 22, 2017

The Law family

A family of intellectuals, with Georgia Law being the smartest.

They are thinking like The Law Family

by BigBoyJim25 October 1, 2021

Nick's Law

When carpooling, Nick's Law states that the driver scheduled on a short week (ie. 4-day week due to a holiday) can take vacation, but still claim the week. Individual days should be covered by other carpoolers, and paid back by the individual on vacation at a later date.

Next week is only a 4-day week due to Independence day. I'm on vacation next week, but it's my week to drive for the carpool. Rather than trading the whole week, I'm going to sell of the days using Nick's Law, so that I don't lose my 4-day week opportunity.

by Ralf Ralph November 9, 2018

Dom's Law

A retrospective law to cover the arses of bureaucrats who have broken the law and claim not have. In particular those in relating to quarantine.

They're refunding all those quarantine fines relating to childcare because of Dom's law

by Anonymous Named Voter May 26, 2020