Jason Cunningham

Dirty Jew who looks for any penny he can find.
Jason Cunningham found a penny. So he dove into the water to get it.
by Lololpolicesuckdonuts May 06, 2014
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Jason Dang

Jason Dang
by @jason_dang March 05, 2020
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Jason Quach

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by Anonymous1392 March 28, 2022
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jason the furry

jason is a weird person who has curly hair and alot of bumps on his face. hes super weird and he acts and looks like a furry.
you remember jason?

oh jason the furry?
by wawkhardt October 05, 2023
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jason hook

One who is obsessed with his own penis, he is always touching it, or trying to show it to people. Cannot get through a day without spanking the monkey. Has poor hygiene, often smells like jizz . So ladies, if you detect that subtle hint of ammonia run for the hills. Should you show any interest, you will be bombarded with explicit texts mms and emails, these communications will only increase if you tell him you are no longer interested.

Jason Hook is a sub class of sex pest
"OMG, I was on person.com last night looking for a hottie, I found a dude who would not stop soliciting me, even when I told him I'm not interested"

"Dude, you have found a Jason Hook, run for the hills"
by midnight cowgirl September 20, 2013
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Jason Girl

A Jason Girl is a girl who is in between being considered too fat for sex and just slim enough.
Oh yikes he brought a jason girl to prom
by Ashoota June 04, 2024
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Jason Mimosa

When you pour a mimosa down a man’s back and someone drinks it as it flows through his ass crack and drips off his taint and balls.
Studies show Jason mimosas are the drinks of choice among bachelorette parties and Marines
by Jason Mimosa September 14, 2023
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