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Goon

To often read for a large period of time
phil : "I saw kenji gooning earlier."
gabriel: "yeah he loves the odysea , he made tme goon with it yesterday night"
by really trustworthy man January 24, 2024
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Goon

Marijuana that has been adulterated with foreign substances that makes the user walk about in a bug eyes unresponsive state. May walk into moving objects like cars or trains and not be aware of the danger.
Damn man, ole Franklin smoke some weed last night....he walked into a moving train and got hurt bad...he said "somebody put some goon in my weed"!!!
by Tonyb62 August 30, 2019
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flicker gooning

The act of releasing a controlled amount of sperm whilst gooning.
I spend up to 20 hours a week flicker gooning.
by SoggyPotatoChip May 22, 2024
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gooning

When you rub the inside of your leg so hard it begins to turn red.
Person 1: I was gooning so long last night look at my leg.
Person 2: Nah look at my leg i goonmax all day
by RobzookaZombie December 29, 2023
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Goon walk

damn, he's vibing and walking!! that's what we call a goon walk!!
by Beygl January 4, 2021
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goon revere

to make quick and effective haste,

similar to "book it" differing in only criticality of the manner
On April 18th, 1775, Paul Revere had to "goon revere" in order to warn patriot leaders in Lexington of the British.

i saw the slave patrol coming for me n i gooned revere right outta there

the boys n me had to goon revere when we seen the constable comin round that there corner
by johnRevere1 June 27, 2022
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HGD (Hyper gooning disorder)

A “disorder” you give to your friends or someone you know when they goon (masturbate) a lot. Especially if they goon multiple times a day/everyday
Yo Abraham you goon all day, you really got a problem. You probably got HGD (Hyper gooning disorder)
by redvelvetlover13 June 16, 2025
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