Gooning

wen u just sit there doin nothin staring at da wall or space or sumthin. like ur brain left the chat. not nasty or nothin, just chillin.

"yo my bad bro i was gooning hard didn even hear u lol"

by lolbabe4 April 24, 2025

goon

some n00b with stupid eyes
some 1 who is hired
hired goon

Ben ***** evans is a hired goon lool

by Steve601 January 1, 2008

goon

it used to mean very bad people in a gang and what not. but now it means jerkin off

friend: whaddup bro
other friend: shut up I'm gooning

by haazedd August 12, 2024

goon day

The day of ts gooning pmo

ts icl pmo, im gonna friggin goon day yo, ts gooning pmo

by NxioiiNxio February 1, 2025

goon or edge

A slang term used to ask the target whether they prefer to edge their meat or go on gooning sessiond

Hey Alex goon or edge?

by Zesaeit July 11, 2024

gooning

Gooning. Where a male and his cock merge into a dragon ball. and have sex together.
and they make babies 👶

EX: i have read the word gooning too much so i’m gonna hang myself of a bridge.

i’m gonna go hang my self because my gooning left me

by jorgeeman February 15, 2024

Goon Juice

Goon juice (commonly reffered to as "cum") is a result of excessive gooning.

Aydan got his goon juice ALL OVER THE ROOM!

by bingkin May 19, 2024