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fairy hoe mother

Someone who is wise and aggressively helps their friends find hookups when they don’t have the confidence to pick others up. Basically, an aggressive wingman.
I’ll be you’re fairy hoe mother at the club and find you someone to rebound with.

FHM: “That person at the bar winked at you, go say hi”
Friend: “I dunno, don’t think it’ll work?”
FHM: “I’ll set the scene for you” (goes and plays wingman)
by SeksiLexi421 April 20, 2024
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Fairy Ocarina

An item Saria gives to Link once he leaves the Kokiri Forest. He gets rid of it once the finds the Ocarina of Time.
Link, don't lose this fairy ocarina or I swear to the Deku Tree I will burn your house down.
by TheRealMikey July 7, 2024
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Fuck Fairy

1. For that one friend thats always dating/fucking someone left and right
2. Gay best friend
1. "My friend is always dating a different person every week."
"Geez what a fuck fairy."
2. "Hey fuck fairy hows your day?"
"Dont fucking call me that Glitter Dick "
by Dat Gay Asstard September 19, 2018
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Fairy Whisp

A soft sounding fart usually coming out of a lady's behind.
I was at church tonight and I smelled a fairy whisp.
by Lintinyoureye April 5, 2017
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Fairy Boy

a male, that is usually small or skinny, who is effeminate in nature and/or appearance, usually primping, preening, flexing and doing duck lips in front of the mirror saying shit like "hey pretty boy, you like what you see~?" before winking and doing a gay ass little fairy hop or twirl, then awkwardly shuffling out of the bathroom like nothing happened, but there is usually an old woman occasionally throwing awkward glances in his direction because she heard everything.
john: hey jacob, did you see logan yesterday? he's such a fairy boy!
jacob: yeah man, *chuckles* the way he fluttered his eyelashes at me, i think he wants me bro-
john: ayooo!!! give him james charles' number dude!
by prickstabber69420 July 23, 2024
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redneck fairy-tales

Usually a tale that starts with "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."
Bruh, this redneck fairy-tales about... this shit about this gal with the hair...
by SwagLord,LordofalltheSwag April 20, 2015
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Fountain fairy

Baically getting your load blown on you after you blow it into her mouth.
Eric: damn max, how was kim last night
Max: well nate thought it would be funny if she gave me a fountain fairy.....it wasnt.
Eric: LOL!
by iluvkim March 11, 2010
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