roseanne barred

when you try to get birth control at 13 but your parents won't let you.

no, you can't get birth control, you've been roseanne barred from that.

by The-real-cobra-queen September 11, 2019

gay bar

a place where nuclear wars are started

gonna start a nuclear war in a gay bar

by skadosteve June 6, 2022

Bowelcony bar

When you hang your arse off the edge of a balcony and punch out a bar of shit onto the street below.

Sam heard a thud as a bowelcony bar left a mound of brown waste paste in front of him. A minute later and he'd be wearing a scat hat.

by Zonal K August 25, 2019

Twonka bar

A mix between a twonk and a wonka bar (tasty btw) playful insult that I made up.

Ellis: do u like my 200 pound pink jumper?
Euan: no u twonka bar

by Twonka bar February 13, 2021

wifi bars

Wrinkles across the forehead.

Her wifi bars could be fixed with some botox The more wifi bars, the older you are.

by Capt. Daniel April 22, 2022

Keef Bar

A bong pack of just keef

“Yo devin you wanna come hit this keef bar?”
“Nah man, last time you packed it I couldn’t feel my hands.”

by JerseyPoundCake January 10, 2021

Write bars

When you’re a pioneer of lyrics (lyrical miracle) thus being far too qualified to spit the bars you write the bars for the rappers to spit

Everyone knows that AJ doesnt spIt bars, he only tends to write bars

by Pricey February 7, 2018