Taint field

When your undercarriage is hairy from lack of grooming.

Ted never trimmed his pubic region, we was well known for his taint field.

by TheRealCaptainOats February 25, 2025

Taint field

When your undercarriage is overgrown from lack of grooming.

He never trimmed his pubic region which left him with a massive taint field.

by TheRealCaptainOats February 25, 2025

Taint•O•Honey

Bit•O•Honey that has been stored in the front pocket of your pants, for at least an hour, warming it next to your balls and giving it a nice soft fresh caramel feel and consistency ready for either your consumption or to share with a friend.

“I could use dessert”

“You want some of Bourbons Mike’s Taint•O•Honey?”

“Hell yeah, gimme that shit!”

by BourbonMike March 1, 2025

Taint tassle

When you have some shit that moves down to your perineum to form a shit stalagtite hanging from it.

Seamus didn't wipe all the shizzle from my crack so now I feel a taint tassle tickling my leg

by Gooeytomato March 15, 2025

Taint

The same thing as a chode.

There was a hair on the guy's taint that stood when something wasn't right.

by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021

Chattahoochee taint splash

A Chattahoochee taint splash is when you pee into an eager recipients mouth while they gargle the song “Georgia on my mind”. Then you repeatedly dunk your balls in the urine bubbles.

I dipped too low while she gave me a Chattahoochee taint splash and nicked my nuts on her braces.

by IloveJon’smom May 24, 2023

Taint Tingle

Similar to a Peter tingle in spider man but more of an anticipation of amazingness about to happen. When one gets a tingle in the taint it appears between the mud whistle and the scrotum. Could last up to 4 hours but if it exceeds that please see a doctor. Only the most amazing things can cause taint tingles.

I got a taint tingle thinking about the next podcast i was about to do.

by 15th round June 8, 2023