suicide knob

A knob attached to the rim of a steering wheel that enables a driver to turn the wheel by moving the knob. Very common in the late 1940s and through the 1950s. Illegal in most places since then. Also called a nigger knob.

Ermal has a suicide knob on the steering wheel of his Case tractor. He decided to put one on the wheel of his Pontiac, too, so he could spoon with Ida Mae while he drives.

by Cap'n Bullmoose November 22, 2007

Suicide Silence

"Suicide Silence" Term used when someone wins by default. Also used when someone gets lucky. Also used when someone sells out. Also used when someone with no talent gets ahead by being as cliche as possible.

Dude, they got lucky the good bands car broke down, otherwise they wouldnt have had a crowd. They pulled a Suicide Silence on that one.

by Triple Ccc June 19, 2010

Suicidal Jew

When someone Dutch Ovens them self.

When Katie farted under the covers she went all suicidal jew and pulled the blanket over her own head.

by The Suicidal Jew October 14, 2009

Mexican Suicide

The act of pouring a shot of liquor into your eye while a friend simultaneously funnels a beer into your anus. The purpose of the Mexican Suicide is to become heavily intoxicated as quickly as possible.

"James tried the Mexican Suicide last night, he said he doesn't remember anything after that."

by FerdBerfel December 28, 2013

economic suicide

Saying or performing inappropriate words or actions at work that could lead to getting terminated or blackballed.

If Susie keeps telling ethnic jokes, she's going to commit economic suicide

by susie Q saint November 13, 2007

suicide watch

The act of taking a friend/relative out for heavy drinking after a traumatic event, ostensibly to prevent them from killing themselves.

"Me and Wade got shattered when we took Keith out on suicide watch after he blew the save in the 9th."

by Pigpen Jen September 11, 2006

neopolitan suicide

A form of suicide where the person slits their wrists, and then proceeds to masturbate and shit and fast as they can. If all goes according to plan the person should shit and nut as the bleed out and die.

"Did you hear? Bill committed neopolitan suicide last night! When the police found the body it was a mess and a whole lot of questions!"

by TURDY_WATER September 24, 2019