Squala

Money

“Got hella squala”

by LITMON February 6, 2024

Squatter

a person who squats while taking a shit and their ass explodes and shit splatters everywhere

bro ayo i never knew you was a squatter thats fucking nasty

by palo da bean November 12, 2023

Squatrock

A sexual position and or action. A woman is laying face down. Hips rolled so her ass and vagina are as accessible as possible. while the partner squats behind over her thighs and ass, inserting the penis in her ass or vagina allowing the use of his body weight to increase the force behind his thrusting for maximum penetration. However with extremely long members, some may not be able to completely insert due to lack of vaginal depth.

Chelsea: Wow your hard! Wanna fuck, I’m fixed you don’t need a condom, any position will be great!
BBC:Cool! Can you handle the SquatRock

Chelsea: We can try:
BBC:it’s like the Mexican BullDog -Lay facedown -ass up - I will squat over you and burry it inside ya! If your not deep enough, that’s what your ass is for!

by Squirtysquirts November 29, 2023

Squatted truck

A vehicle that’s front end is lifted much higher in the front than the back. Always driven by teenage broccoli haired kids, that are in denial about their sexuality, and have a burning urge to put male genitalia in their mouth.

Woah Brayden, check out that squatted truck! Yo Jackson, we finna slide down to tha squatted truck meet and cruise for dudes!

by Miles the great February 19, 2024

Squatched

An all encompassing, swiss army knife verb. Synonymous with Smurfing, only nastier.

Brian really squatched up the canoe trip when he mixed up the dates.

Brian finally squatched that broad with the tattoos and the big tits from the bar last night.

Brian squatched a 2-4 of tequila, 6 grams of shrooms, and a couple rock star rails on Sunday. Then he squatched like nobody's business.

by Zanninu April 15, 2024

Squatch

A multi use verb synonymous to 'smurf', but nastier.

Brian squatched down a bottle tequila and handful on Saturday. He was so squatched that he squatched up his chance to squatch that tattooed bartender with the big tits.

by Zanninu April 16, 2024

Squatish

Someone who reads aloud using a terrible fake Scottish accent.

Jesse is always trying to read in Squatish

by Megalainie November 24, 2024