squatter girl

Squatter girl was made famous by PlanetEDM and DogsOnAcid. JoeyD from PlanetEDM took a photo of a woman ("Joanna") in an erm... "unusual" stance and after the photoshop crew at DogsOnAcid got hold of it she became and instant internet superstar.

Squatter girl is the ultimate babe.

by Squat4Life November 23, 2003

bomb squad reply

A reply to a message board or elsewhere that defuses a hostile or inflammatory previous post that normally might start a flame war.

Angry user: We don't care to hear your lifelong musings just a short opinion.

bomb squad reply: Some want less and some want more. That's the great thing about this board - there's something for everyone.

by mdamdm February 6, 2009

God Squad

Group of young Christians (usually born-agains) who act as a single entity in all things. If one wants to join a soccer team, for example, they all must. If one wants to go to the mall and hang out, they all must.

Members of the God Squad are, as all rampant Christians tend to be, pious and condescending, and will "quote scripture" at you, at the drop of a hat (or f-bomb). Being young, and "God's children" they are very sweet and nice, as long as you are white, straight, and believe in God. Otherwise you're burnin' in hell.

At social event:
Chap one: "Bloody hell! She's cute! I'm going in!"
Chap two: "Wait, my amorous friend, and stay your hand. Your worthy attempts at love will be fruitless, for she is in the God Squad!"

At soccer field:
Chap one: "I'm open! Pass the ball! Pass!! SHIT!!!"
God Squad member: "You're a poopy mouth. I shun you!"

At bar after the game:
Chap one: "Where's _____? Why doesn't she hang out with us?"
Chap two: "She's over in the non smoking section with the rest of the God Squad. They don't want to sit with us because we swear, smoke, and drink, and find everything we do offensive."
Chap one: "Ah. Fuck that, then."

by Gaz Edmunds September 11, 2006

squatted on

to get blood in your mouth while performing oral on a girl, because she is menstruating

different from "red wings," which is the badge you earn after performing the act.

"did you hear about Johnny last night? he was tryin to get his girl off and he got squatted on, so now he's got his red wings."

by andynola April 2, 2008

skank squad

Multiple females with morals that are very close to a males morals (see slut), said females join together in a group whos sexual values are so low that a member of the group would pray on a member of the male section of the human species after the male just (as in four days ago) broke up with his girlfriend to whom he had been going out for one year two months fourteen days and three point five seven hours. To say the least, they are worth less then the scum off the ass of society, yet almost every guy would trade a left nut to have sex with a member of the skank squad.

The requested example was Sarah H is a member of the skank squad, example requested by shelby

by Tux on the request of Shelby Mainville June 27, 2008

squatchbutt

Sweaty, hairy, swampass.

It was so hot outside, Todd had some serious squatchbutt going on.

by fredfrank July 30, 2009

dick squatter

Anyone who sits, squats or otherwise takes a dick into their pelvic region.

Mike is a fucking dick squatter

by Paul Black July 17, 2014