Spicy taco

A culinary mishap in which a female cook handles dry or fresh chiles and then uses the restroom to urinate--thereby touching parts on or around her vagina with chile-infused fingers and causing some of the worst pain known to female-kind.

For the male version, see Spicy taco.

"I was putting some pasillas into the soup, got a call from the vendor, and then ran to the bathroom. When I was washing my hands I realized I gave myself a spicy taco so bad I had to break out the milk."

by CookinSpain November 4, 2014

Splice

A way of sexually arousing your partner to make them as wet as the amazon rainforest and to moan until they explode

'Stephen, I want you to splice me.. NOW'

by Murphison November 5, 2014

spicy waffle

When you put hot sauce on a woman's blue waffle and eat her pussy out.

OMG David gave me the best spicy waffle last night

by truenolies December 29, 2014

spicy buckshot

The poo after having a very spicy curry the night before

Oh my god, that curry last night mafe me have such a spicy buckshot

by maccamaaate May 27, 2014

spicy

A flatulent episode or bowel movement that burns. Especially after ethnic food that adds a lot of spice.

(Toilet humor) WoooHeee, that was spicy!

by curtmo June 2, 2014

spicy willy

When you dip your tongue in hot sauce and then stick it in someone's ear. Muahahaha

"Did you just give me a spicy willy?!"

by Sammy Anne Sam July 28, 2014

spicy mustard

Douche Bag

You are spicy mustard

by Adage April 3, 2015