Sneaky Lamborghini

A sex position, Just likely other. Just goes super fast.

0 to 60 in 5.3 seconds

The other night I got with a chicken and pulled a Sneaky Lamborghini and wad done in 5.3 seconds

by Bedfoe January 2, 2025

Sneaky Deuce

Pooping in someone's home without their knowledge, then leaving.

Amara: Oh my god someone just shit in my toilet!
Corey: Heh, sneaky deuce.

by playboicartifartgirl120 January 5, 2025

Sneaky Miyagi

The act of trying to quietly wax on and whack off without waking your partner sleeping next to you.

My wife fell asleep so quick last night I had to pull off a sneaky Miyagi.

by NakiraKitty August 17, 2025

Sneaky Miyagi

The act of attempting to whacks on and whack off quietly and without waking your partner next to you.

Man, my wife fell asleep so quick last night I had to pull off a sneaky Miyagi.

by NakiraKitty August 17, 2025

Sneaky Burrito

When you run out of lube and, in a moment of depraved desperation, wrap your dick in a greasy tortilla and slip it into someone’s ass without warning. Both ingenious and deeply wrong, the Sneaky Burrito is the kind of move whispered about in locker rooms, condemned in polite society, and forever guaranteed to ruin Taco Tuesday.

My girlfriend said she wanted more spontaneity and spice in our relationship, so when she asked for a chalupa I thought I’d really keep her on her toes — instead of dinner, she got the Sneaky Burrito.

by MusicaB August 26, 2025

Sneaky Link

Sneaky Link- a sausage link (a long penis) sneaking out of someone's pants.

I saw it, he used his sneaky link and raped her

by funex February 6, 2025

Sneaky Tzatziki

Sneaky Tzatziki is a circular hand motion that one does to signify a polite way of saying Hello. Usually people in quiet places such as libraries, schools, or workplaces will use Sneaky Tzatziki to say hello to individuals, peers, or colleagues when they are unable to have a conversation.

Victoria sneaky tzatzikied Valentina as she walked in to the meeting room. Valentina was to busy on a phone call so she sneaky tzatzikied Victoria back. ( this was a polite exchange of saying hello to one another)

by Sawme February 9, 2025