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The Sneaky Gauntlet 

When your girl of choice (preferably your girlfriend i suppose...) is in deep sleep you slowly and covertly move her hand into place near the cock, forming her hand into the shape of your hand when thus is preparing for masturbation and proceed to use her hand for pleasure.
"So uhhhh lets get down and dirty tonight honey." "Awwee I'm tired. I think I'm just going to lay down to sleep. Not really in the mood." "Ah...Ok i guess...goodnight..." 45min. later. "Gonna try The Sneaky Gauntlet hope she doesn't wake up...or do I."

The Sneaky King 

When you bang a chick doggy style and eat an entire bk whopper without her noticing.
"I tried to duke her like The Sneaky King.
She found out later when i went and spilled my onion rings."
The Sneaky King by bobby obvious January 27, 2014

dire sneaky ninja 

It is when someone has sex with someone from ISIS in a balaclava
Hey I just did a dire sneaky ninja with a guy from Syria the other day
dire sneaky ninja by Mr SwagManYep September 25, 2016

papa sneaky

Basicly if you as much as think about him, your doomed. His just faster sneaky'r and stronger. Hes the reasond why u have nigthmares😈😈
papa sneaky by Papa sneaky February 24, 2017

Papa sneaky

Okey, to start off his too fu*king sneaky for your ass, wont even see it coming. Basicly if you see him, screw that you cant see him, if you hear him you know your doomed. He is the best at what he does. You cant even compare to what his done in his lifetime
Papa sneaky by Papa sneaky February 24, 2017

The Sneaky Butthole 

AKA: The Madam Butterfly; when one sexual partner is tricked into anal sex when they are believed to be having vaginal intercourse.
“I was nervous about having anal sex. My girlfriend gave me the sneaky butthole- and told me after we’d finished. It was ‘aight...”