shmunkler

shmunkler - a person you highly regard such as a close friend or significant other

you shmunkler, go drink water and take some ibuprofen

by drus123 November 26, 2024

Skunk Monkey

A smelly annoying asshole. Who sells drugs. Holds his illegal gun, he knows nothing about and is ready to jam, sideways because he's retarded. He wises he was cool, but is a Fuck Boy.

A Gangsta Rapper.

Also known as the American Ape, Porch Monkey, Apple Tree Ornament, Brillo Pad, or Nigger.

That fucking Skunk Monkey tried to sell me crack again

by RobertELeethe2nd December 13, 2024

Skunk the Clam

Massaging a woman's Clitoris while performing analingus.

My lady loves me to Skunk the Clam. Skunking the Clam gives Two incredible stimulations at the same time.

by Rockyloo February 7, 2026

Skunk at the garden party

An objectionable person or unpleasant circumstance present at an otherwise festive occasion and ruining it for all. See "turd in the punchbowl".

"There was a skunk at the garden party when your ex showed up at the wedding."

by anonymous February 17, 2026

Skunk at the garden party

An objectionable person or unpleasant circumstance present at an otherwise festive occasion and ruining it for all. See "turd in the punchbowl".

We had a skunk at the garden party when your ex showed up at the wedding."

by anonymous February 17, 2026

skunked

to get high, usually from smoking weed; being intoxicated or stoned

"Dude let's get skunked."
"I'm so fucking skunked right now."

by Juizys March 5, 2026

Skunking it

When one person lays in a fetal position. The other farts on their eyes and then ejaculates on the same spot.

So there I was. Skunking it.

I walked over to my friend and we started skunking it.

by bonefide February 9, 2025