convenient sickness disease

It's what you get when you pretend to be sick, but aren't.

"Hey honey, want to see the new Twilight movie?"
"I'd love to, honey, but *cough* I can't. *cough* *cough* I'm really sick."
"Really? Sick with what?"
"Convenient sickness disease."
*SLAP*

by TubbyCustard August 13, 2010

sick little monkey

What Ren called Stimpy when he was angry at him sometimes, can also be used when someone does something sneaky or disgusting.

I can't believe you tried to steal that from me!!

...You sick little monkey!!!

by M. Dogg August 23, 2006

Fully sick lad

usually the name for a cool guy the has lots of mates and skates/scooters may be loved by most girl due to his looks and personality , super nice guy to those around beware if you piss him off you will be sorry you ever met him very protective over some girls only because he cares about then but wont date em xx

Boy 1: Woooow! look at him girls would fall to there knee's for him

boy 2 : he is a fully sick lad ofc

by SkAtErGiRlxXx May 21, 2019

im a sick fuck

I like a quick fuck (woo)

im a sick fuck I like a quick fuck I like my dick sucked Ill buy you a sick truck

by Aruely November 14, 2018

sick-nasty

When something is super awesome/cool/tight/sexy... etc

since two negatives makes a positive (sick- bad, nasty- bad= good)

That board is sick-nasty.

Everything that dosn't involve __________, is sick-nasty.

Your mom is sick nasty.

by reveingiallo March 7, 2008

sick ass foo

to tell someone that they are crazy (in a good way)

ROGER: "man i hooked up with like 4 girls at that party lasy night!! you should have been there!!"

PAUL: "fuckin roger!! your a sick ass foo!!!"

by paulbbj April 20, 2007

sick sad world

(1) As appearing in the cartoon Daria;
(2) Used to express feelings of resentment towards others;

It is a sick sad world indeed and that is all i have to say about that so rar rar rar!

by zuggs October 22, 2003