Shit Wizard 

A person who has the uncanny ability to create a shit storm (drama) out of nothing.

My sister is a real shit wizard.

Shit Wizard by randumnumber May 2, 2011

Shit the couch 

When a girl takes it in the rear, and when the man pulls out the girl literally takes a shit on the couch.

"Hey, did you hear? Tanya shit the couch last night?"

"Really? Tyrone must've gave it to here good then"

Shit the couch by pinohkio December 18, 2011

Shit vacation 

A particularly long restroom break when at work, used as a chance to take a break, relax, and engage in some non-work-related activity, such as browsing the web or playing a game on a smart phone.

I needed to take a massive dump this morning, but I waited until I got to work so that I could take a nice long shit vacation.

Shit vacation by senorjay November 8, 2012

shit pouch 

Another name for your mouth because of all the crap that comes out of it.

Why don't you keep that shit pouch of yours closed because you don't know what you're talking about.

shit pouch by Hawks17 November 28, 2015

Shit trip

A never ending trip full of shit circumstances

This is such a shit trip

Shit trip by Kpoe August 26, 2018

shit squid 

A person who reacts like a squid when confronted but, in lieu of ink, utilizes their own shit to spew on to everything around them.

Frederick's such a shit squid, he accuses everyone of the same shit he does anytime he gets called out.

shit squid by derekjaydj October 12, 2019

Shit Fish 

Those who watch Buzzfeed Unsolved a show hosted by Ryan Bergara and Shane Madej typically fall into one of two groups each named after one of the hosts. Those groups being Boogaras, the believers, or Shaniacs the non-believers. If someone fails to fall into one of the two groups or claims to be in both they are labeled as being a Shit Fish.

Person 1: "Oh you watch Buzzfeed Unsolved? Are you a boogara or a shaniac?"

Person 2: "I don't really believe in ghosts but I do believe that spirits are around us."

Person 1: "that makes no sense, you're a shit fish."

Shit Fish by It's Me Ya Boi (PB) June 1, 2021