Semen filled cookie

A cookie batter filled with semen and any other topping. Then cooked at 450 degrees in oven for 30 minutes. When finished serve to your guests and have them guess what’s inside! (Warning: This may start a house fire so be cautious or do it outside. Cookies may be salty.)

Person1: Damn, these cookies taste great! What’s the secret ingredient?
Person2: That’s a family secret!
Person1 and 2: *laughs*
Person1: Mine tastes salty.
Person2: Yeah, almost as if they’re semen filled cookies.

by Name Unrelated March 1, 2019

sempoi

Unique,one of a kind, tremendous, auperb,extra ordinary

Your bike so awesome(sempoi) rah(lah)
That chick is so sempoi merecik hawau(hot)
This food so sempoi rah(superdelicious)

by Neo Mizzie March 27, 2019

Semec

Semec is a beautiful girl. She will break your heart if you lose her. You’ll never know what she means to you unless you lose her. She is strong and brave and anyone who stands in her way will be demolished. Knowing a Semec brings great glory.

Have you seen Semec? She’s totally brave!

by crazilycoolsemec March 30, 2019

Semi-automatic lonely boy

A boy who is very intimidating looking or looks like he could hurt someone, but is really lonely and sad

Guy 1: I don't trust Max he seems like a school shooter
Guy 2:Max is fine he is just a Semi-automatic lonely boy

by Haji Stardust August 1, 2019

Semi-Thicc

Interchangeable with my other word demi-thiccbut more negative

Day girl only semi-thicc

by Procrafter August 25, 2019

semen rolls

When you blow your load in a fat chick's rolls instead of in the actual vagina.

Hey Jimmy, that ho was so fat I couldn't find the real vagina. I had to make some semen rolls.

by Phaze357 September 10, 2019

semihemidemisemiquaver

A mad fuck that takes up so little of a song that he is barley noticed

Boy: Sir! Whats that note there?
Music Teacher: Thats a semihemidemisemiquaver

by Mad Wanka 69 September 16, 2019