Selfesbian

Gal madly in love with herself....

She aint need no boy friend she is selfesbian

by devd December 26, 2009

self serve smoothie

When you masturbate into a cup, and then drink it.

Or, for more exotic tastes, when you poop into a cup and eat it.

Damn, the ice cream machine at Jason's Deli is broken. Good thing I can make a self serve smoothie

by CG Poopsmith December 11, 2011

selfieing

The act of taking "selfies" and sending them to other people.

T was selfieing M because he was bored.

by Utk16 November 3, 2013

Self Search

The act of searching yourself in a website like urban dictionary or Google to see what you mean.
Most of the people who search these have a problem with their self image and seek approval.

Self Search: Nick searched 'Nick' in urban-dictionary and discovered his large penis.

by nbrandwine April 3, 2015

Self Promotion

A independent individual self aware of their ability. They choosing to maximize on their own economic development. They shamelessly use self promotion on social media about their personal or professional ability, experience, or education.

Lee is always posting something about his new company. He's even made YouTube videos and he is on every social media talking about his company or himself. Can we say shameless self promotion much?!

by The Wade Effect May 19, 2016

Internet self-retardation

The act of knowingly talking stupid while chatting on the internet. Usually in an attempt to sound cute or random.

Person 1: O HAI HOW ARE YEW?!

Person 2: do me know yew? I dun think yew know me.

Person 1: Oh I sowwy fo dat! i thought yew was summbuddy else!

Someone with intelligence: Stupid random morons. That's Internet self-retardation for ya.

by hillbillybiskit August 5, 2008

note to self

Catchphrase used by comic genuis Norm MacDonald in the movie "Dirty Work"

Note To Self: Buy Ass Wart Cream For Giant Wart On My Ass

Note To Self: Germans Love David Hasselhof

by didjitmachines July 9, 2004