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Seasoned Toilet Paper

Toilet paper which is used.
Hey Fido! Get away from that trash can! NO! Bad dog! Don’t eat the Seasoned Toilet Paper!
by o0ill0o October 20, 2023
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Seasoned

A way of saying “you have a lot of life experience” or to talk about the fact that you’re older without saying you’re old.

Growing older, but keeping your youthfulness/“flavor” to you.

The perfect phrase for people in their late 20’s to use; not kids anymore, not yet 30.
“Seasoned“ OR “Seasoning

“I’m not old, I’m just seasoned.”

“I may be 27, but I’m not getting older, I’m just better seasoned.”

“I’ve got more seasoning on me - it means I don’t get old, I just get more flavorful.”
by 3rdxthe_charm October 29, 2020
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Seasonal Ugly Disorder

Seasonal Ugly Disorder (also known as SUDS) is a period of time during any given season, in which a woman feels like no matter what she does, she is ugly and uncomfortable with her face and body. SUDS usually presents itself during mid to late stages of puberty and lasts the rest of one’s life. The disorder itself can affect someone for up to an entire month if not more.
“Wow. I literally look so disgusting and none of my clothes fit and my face is hideous. I’m definitely going through seasonal ugly disorder.”
by seasonaluglydis December 20, 2022
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Lawry's Seasoned Salt

Lawry's seasoned salt is a blend of salt, spices, and herbs that is commonly used as a seasoning for meat, poultry, seafood, and vegetables.

It was created in 1938 by Lawrence Frank, the founder of Lawry's restaurant chain, as a signature seasoning for the prime rib served in his restaurants.

The seasoning blend typically includes salt, sugar, paprika, onion powder, garlic powder, and other spices, and is known for its distinctive flavor and ability to enhance the taste of a variety of dishes.

Lawry's seasoned salt is now widely available in grocery stores and is used in home cooking as well as in restaurants.
Lawry's Seasoned Salt is the greatest thing to ever happen to food since 1938!
by Type2GenomeManiac July 18, 2023
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Seasonal Midterm Disorder

Similar to Seasonal Affective Disorder, SMD occurs at the same time every year, typically the late September to Early October (unless you are on the quarter system in which case F*** you). Symptoms include long hours in the library, lack of hygiene and exercise, and even in rare cases transport to an alternate dimension where everyone is sleep deprived and has a constant headache. Typically only last 1-2 weeks, but if your professor is one of these guys: "I'm going to have my midterm on the off weeks so that you guys aren't overwhelmed", it can last the entire semester.
"You look sad, is something wrong?"

"Nothing in particular, its just that Seasonal Midterm Disorder's got me down,"
"Oh know, will it end soon?"
"Nope, my professor decided to have 'small' tests every two weeks instead of midterms"
"Well, you're fucked"
by Jim? James? Jimothy? October 3, 2017
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in season

"they arrive in season for the meeting"
by Arminkshipper August 3, 2024
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Season 2

When one forget every one they know and they try to talk them and you say "I DONT KNOW YOUUUU"
by Billy Joe Thompson November 6, 2019
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