Sanding alabaster in bed

An excellent handjob.

She's a master, its like she's sanding alabaster in bed and I'm the sculpture.

by MsSaskatchewan February 22, 2013

Sand Banana

A slang term for an Arabs Schlong

His wife had had enough and told him to take his sand banana elsewhere.

by RichardFace February 4, 2020

Sanded

When you're smashed out of your face.. Drunk!!

Sanded; when the hardened veneer of sobriety has been dismantled by copious amount of alcohol.

by Nero Hero May 14, 2016

The Sand Trap

When you rub sandpaper on your condom so when you stick it inside a girl it grips like hell

Guy: “I just finished setting up the sand trap.”
Girl: “It’s gonna grip like crazy”

by Uejsbshfjs April 1, 2022

solar sands

existensial dread

guy 1: i found a youtuber called solar sands
guy 2: hope you like exposure therapy

by Zordyn May 25, 2023

sand trap

A girl with a dry vagina, and who is turned off by sex talk, sexual advances and sex in general

Yo, I ask this girl if she was DTF and she flipped out on me... freakin sand trap! a simple no would have been fine!!!

by bamgambino January 28, 2016

Sand bundi’s

a type of methamphetamine

hey do you want to go do some sand Bundi’s

by 61813432 May 12, 2023