sam kelly

doesnt know whats up takes peoples fries without asking and goes around with a swilers hoodie and is 780 pounds

wow that pig is a real sam kelly

by wgjhurghjerophygfh December 5, 2017

Sam Piper

A person who has not hit puberty yet and has the hottest mom in the world

Sam Piper sucks big dick.

by Zané do Pinheiro January 19, 2018

Sam Locke

Sam Locke is a strange creature from another world that transcended to ours in the 4th century. He has since remained here stalking little kids and swallowing their souls. He is blonde and 5'11 with shoes on and has the face of a demon. He currently stalks a young brown-haired half-bear Alaskan man named Clive Hobbs.

OMG is that a Sam Locke. He looks like a whiter version of Michael Myers!

by Michael Myers "Nick Castle" October 20, 2021

Sam sandburger

Something I eat

Sam sandburger is for lunc

by King Louis7616 August 25, 2021

sam ryan

Sam.. you're honestly everything i could ask for on this planet earth. You're very kinda hearted and you care about a lot of people and thing. ily sam ryan <3

Me: hey sam ryan, ily.
Sam; why do you even love me..?
Me; Because your everything i could ask for <3

by ilovesamryansomuch June 24, 2021

Sam Joice

A right little faggot.has a big fuck off afro and will destroy you in a 1v1 in FORTNITE BATTLE ROYAL

"RIGHT YOU KNOW that sam joice LAD"
"Yea"
Hes been talking to laurren lets jump him

by R÷eeeeeeö November 2, 2018

Sam Harlap

The most caring sweet and beautiful girl I’ve ever met. She is the best and wouldn’t rather be with anyone else but her

Sam Harlap is the prettiest girl I’ve ever had the pleasure of laying eyes on

by 080106 March 7, 2019