Rule 34

The ugly cousin of rule 63
If it exist there will be porn made of it
No exeptions

Because of rule 34 it's only a matter of time til ikea shelves fuck

by 6 nipples man March 10, 2022

Flag

Get the Rule 34 mug.

The Lawrence Rule

Wanting a theory or rule named after you.

Sofia wanted a to create a math rule so she could get to name it after herself, "The Lawrence Rule".

by Black-billed Magpie February 4, 2022

Flag

Get the The Lawrence Rule mug.

Jersey Rules

Typically used in hockey, where if you wear his jersey and he scores, you have to give him a post-game blowie. (blowjob)

Christina: hey can I wear your jersey?
Jason: yeah, only if we go by jersey rules.
Christina: fineee

Jason scored

Jason: Time for my post game blowie!!

by socks 🧦 February 15, 2022

Flag

Get the Jersey Rules mug.

Rule 99

If it exists, people will get offended by it.

I'm betting this will also get a lot of hate.

Random Guy: Hey what's the time?
Twitter Hoe: Uh, I have a boyfriend.
Random Guy: Cool, does he have a watch? Because I would like to know the fucking time.
Random Guy 2: Rule 99 dude, Rule 99.

by Zer0skills February 13, 2021

Flag

Get the Rule 99 mug.

Rule Sus

anything can be turned into an among us crewmate or a crewmate can drawn over the image can people can't stop seeing it

Hey I can see a crewmate in this image isn't it called rule sus

by Chico The Bird March 6, 2021

Flag

Get the Rule Sus mug.

The Christmas Rules sound like they would be a seasonal thing, but no, don't be fooled. The Christmas Rules are to be followed throughout the entire year if one would like to reach peak wisdom and enlightenment. Follow the Christmas Rules, and you will live a fulfilling life full of divine knowledge. The rules are as follows (and none can be taken lightly):

1. Celebrate.

2. Don't send soapy tiddy pics.

3. Don't be a simp. (fictional characters and celebrities such as Alex Turner are an exception)

4. FOLLOW THE GAMING FUNGUS. (the most important rule, if you follow the others rules and not this one, it doesn't count)

5. Become sped. (another form of saying speed, basically do everything as speedily as possible)

Person 1: "5 is my lucky number, that's why it's in my username."
Person 2: "Why 5?"

Person 1: "Well, I've followed all five of the Christmas rules for five years now and as a reward, and no, this is not a coincidence, I've found five dollars underneath my pillow every single morning. It just goes to show how following the Christmas Rules does nothing but make your life more divine. Join me, my bruddha, in my journey of following the Christmas Rules.

by fungusfollower69 June 21, 2021

Flag