womans rights

The ability to act like shameless crack whores and arrogant liberal bitches and call it equality.

Example of womans rights to choose
Man:"Can I help ya change that tire,mam?"
Woman:"Don't you think I'm capable of doing it myself?"
Man:*astonished*
Man:"Actually,no,seeing as how your 5'1",got the jack backwards and in the wrong place,and those lug nuts are rusted pretty good...;But go ahead prove me wrong."

Alternate Example:

Man:"Can I help ya change that tire,mam?"
Woman:"Don't you think I'm capable of doing it myself?"
Man:*astonished*
Man:"Listen here u dumbass cunt,I just got off work,am tired and dirty,but I stopped anyway to see if I could help;Apparently not so fuck you."*drops tire iron,leaves*

by CrowTard April 16, 2006

Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A

The Konami code. This was originally used on the SNES to receive nine lives in Contra. Commonly people add start to the end of the code; however, this is not necessary it was just so people would un-pause their game.

If you're having trouble with Contra use the Konami code man, it's up up down down left right left right B A. It's that simple.

by Corn Is Tasty July 13, 2009

Rigatoni

If you don’t like rigatoni Tony will come after you and kill you rigatoni is the best noodle you’ll ever ever eat you will never taste the noodle like rigatoni I’ll tell you what Mario and Luigi are like Gordon Ramsay but Italian they love my rigatoni you come to my house you get rigatoni oh my God I make the best rigatoni in the world you don’t like rigatoni you’re disgrace to earth

If you don’t like rigatoni Tony will come after you and kill you rigatoni is the best noodle you’ll ever ever eat you will never taste the noodle leg rigatoni I’ll tell you what Mario and Luigi are like Gordon Ramsay bought Italian they love my rigatoni you come to my house you get rigatoni all my God you have the best rigatoni in the world you don’t like rigatoni you’re disgrace to earth

by Italian rigatoni January 3, 2020

righteous bitch

Someone that speaks bluntly, honestly, and cares deeply about you and you them.

Tracy is a Righteous Bitch

by Rock-a-Squin September 13, 2013

rightwash

Taken from the term whitewash. Meaning to take something; such as a watered down version of a popular left wing political policy; and twist it around into capitalist propaganda. Typically used to indoctrinate less intelligent voters into thinking conservatives actually run a country in anyone's interests but their own.

"The National Party's half measures are plunging New Zealand into poverty. It is a complete rightwash."

by Crazfulla July 13, 2015

ac-right

Noun. Something one should obtain after giving attitude.

See also: attitude adjustment

You need to get some ac-right.

by shrrmrr November 11, 2010

can I call you right back?

nice way to let someone know to never speak to you again

Man: "So let me get this straight, you have 3 kids and don't have a car or a job?"

Woman: "Yes."

Man: "Can I call you right back?"

by Porkzilla July 18, 2011