Purple flurb

Its just purple flurb

Me: Purple flurb

by PLATFORM 9 3/4 October 3, 2016

purple vinnie

This occurs when you pass out drunk with a cock ring on . Upon waking up you discover your penis is still erect and has taken on a purple hue. Amputation is required if you slept too long

Did you hear about Kyle , he was drunk playing with his dick and woke up with a purple Vinnie . Poor bastard had to have it amputated

by Liquid fart April 3, 2018

purple mummy

A purple mummy is when a girl sucks on your dick for too long, rendering it swollen and needing to be bandaged .

Oh man, Jennifer came over last night and I have a purple mummy and sent her home early.

by weekndworrior October 26, 2017

Purple crocodiles

A metaphor for raw lust.

Person 1: When I'm with you I think of purple crocodiles.
Person 2: Let's have sex.

by unpressedlemon November 27, 2011

purple trainers

; ugly raggedy ass purple shoes Harry styles wore in 2010

damn, he got them ghetto ass purple trainers

by y\n April 7, 2021

Purple Jawn

A prize won by justin for alexis at the n.c. carnival on august 3rd 2011 and is to be kept forever:)

Damn nigga, did you see dat purple jawn?

by klasey August 4, 2011

purple burrito

When a penis turns a shade of violet from bruising. Usually as a result of a girl biting down or a girls penatrated hole be too tight or fit.

Hattie bit down so hard she gave me a purple burrito

Elizabeth's pussy was so tight my dick was smushed and I got a purple burrito

by ThePurpleBurrito May 15, 2014